THANK YOU B-SIDE!!!!!

THANK YOU B-SIDE!!!!!

Oh, that was so mean. For one brief, shining moment I totally thought today was the day for a Top Chef clipgasm.

man, I wish TVGASM recapped Top Chef. I really am curious to know what you guys would have said about my favorite "bitch," Dave. The show has everything: interesting characters, cool challenges, and bitchfights not seen since zulema stole nick's model in PR 2...hopefully, there'll be another season

Thanks for quoting Top Chef. I also really wish you guys would have covered it. It's got a horrible robotic host, a pretentious sommelier, and one of the finalists looks like a serial killer. What more could you want??!!

i was hoping for some more tv theme song magic again.

#5, wait wait wait...which one looks like a serial killer? Is it Harold with the scary eyebrows? I actually wouldn't be surprised if a mug shot of Tiffani or Dave surfaced, either.

OMG That totlaly IS Melrose Place! Awesome. What's next Crazy Alma Jr come running in screaming "WAIT! It's not what it looks like. It's worse..." (and then she blows up CTU (for the 88th time).

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Yes, Harold strikes me as the kind of quiet guy with the shaved head who keeps people in his basement. That being said, I love him and I hope he wins. What does that say about me?

Please, I was hoping Karen would knock the shit out of that little weiner, not just give him a love tap. She needs to give him the "Donkey Punch"!!!! Or knee him in his non-existent nuts!!!

pbjunkie- i actually could see dave (though he's my favorite) as the serial killer type. he's so emotional and is such a drama queen and reminds me so much of a clothed richard simmons. you know he's totally putting hexes on tiffany when she's asleep.
harold (though i like him too)strikes me as the creepy cousin type.

was it just me or was miguel kind of annoying?

Miguel was... "special". But he had some good one-liners including "You're a snake. Ssssss." I can't stand Tiffany - LeeAnn should have been in the final!

agreed. LeeAnn should have been in the finals because not only was she a great cook, she also won that gas station challenge and all of the rest of the food was crappy. she should have gotten a freebie to the final 3 for that one.

tiffany is portrayed as the bitch in the season to counterpart my main man, dave. she is ruthless and she lies, so i don't care for her.

miguel is "special"... how a cook can mix up sugar and salt is beyond me!