TVgasm Recaps - Clipgasm: Clipgasm: I Can Feel The PASSION! Edition

Days of Our Lives, NBC, 4/11/06
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Thank goodness for daytime television. Rarely have we seen depicted so subtly and effectively a woman's intimate, secret, erotic desires. For years, directors have tried to penetrate the fortress that is the female psyche, but little did they know that all they needed was a bed and a green screen. Bravo, Days of Our Lives. Bravo.

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Posted by B-Side on April 11, 2006 2:30 PM

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Thats the same noise I make every time I have an orgasm.

Posted by: EdHill | April 11, 2006 2:04 PM(#1 of 15)

When did Belle become such a whore??

Posted by: scorpiella | April 11, 2006 2:08 PM(#2 of 15)

God, that is just so bad. I can't believe I use to watch it.

Posted by: mentos | April 11, 2006 2:31 PM(#3 of 15)

That was unmistakably beautiful. Never has DAYS used a green screen to better effect. Sure, it was breathtakingly realistic when Jack fell off a cliff. Or when Jennifer fell off a cliff. Or when Jack fell off a cliff again. Or when Hope fell off a cliff recently. What is it with these Salem people and cliffs? They should just stay in bed, even when there's a firework extravaganza going on. "Stay in bed and away from cliffs." That's my advice. Oh, and "don't do nun drag". That's my other advice. And whatever you do, don't visit Aramid. It sucks.
Sincerely,
Zach's Transplanted Elbow

Posted by: zuulrules | April 11, 2006 3:06 PM(#4 of 15)

i'm loving these daily clips. how about some hourly clips...bored college students have lots of downtime to devote to checking out TVgasm.

Posted by: Jeebo | April 11, 2006 3:09 PM(#5 of 15)

Horrible acting is a forty billion dollar industry.

Posted by: Mark | April 11, 2006 3:10 PM(#6 of 15)

I like to see Chelsea get some action

Posted by: Firecat | April 11, 2006 3:37 PM(#7 of 15)

That shit doesn't even compare to the craziness on Passions. :)

Posted by: stacyrocks | April 11, 2006 4:20 PM(#8 of 15)

That was AWFUL!

I know I've had some good times in bed with hubby, and we didn't need fireworks or a green screen.

Have the soaps become this bad? Who's writing this, pre-teens?