Clipgasm: Rosa Sparks Edition - 
by B-Side
Eyewitness News, 9/6/06, ABC
We were going to show a Clipgasm from Passions today, and then we were going to show a Clipgasm from Big Brother, but at the last minute, we found our gem: a local news story about a reporter in La Jolla, CA who gets attacked by the subject of his investigation. The brawl is pretty awesome (and bloody too!), but the real thrill is watching the attacker's wife Rosa (said with maximum tongue rolling) unleash her spicy rage at all humans in a five foot radius. I'm not sure if she's protecting her man or merely auditioning for Reno 911!, but either way, it's clear that no one can take down this Señorita Macbeth and her water bottle of fury!
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Wow, this bitch might just be too crazy to even be on Reno 911. Thanks for posting this, we don't get enough firey, nutcases on the news in NY, just the ol' stray bullets hitting people's grandmothers and stuff.
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September 6, 2006 6:48 PM(#1 of 17)
I can't believe she used Water Bottle like that!
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September 6, 2006 6:59 PM(#2 of 17)
Dayummmmm!
Posted by: boomersmommy![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/nav-commenters.gif)
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September 6, 2006 7:01 PM(#3 of 17)
That is just priceless.
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September 6, 2006 7:28 PM(#4 of 17)
As disturbing and the crazy lady in the story is, her behavior didn't compare to that anchor's hair.
WTF was that?
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September 6, 2006 7:46 PM(#5 of 17)
If I were the reporter, I would have broken ethics for one minute, and hit her like she was on a Univision soap opera.
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September 6, 2006 8:29 PM(#6 of 17)
C'mon lady, what about the drought? Can't just be throwing water around like that in SoCal.
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September 6, 2006 9:31 PM(#7 of 17)
sg-dub - you read my mind. wtf is up with that hair? and this might be the most brilliant piece of tv journalism ever.
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September 6, 2006 9:57 PM(#8 of 17)
That kinda made my night.
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September 7, 2006 2:23 AM(#9 of 17)
LOL.
They interviewed the reporter on the today show this morning. Matt Lauer (that loveable little dollup) asked: "Why didn't your camera man put down the camera and help you?"
But, if the camera man had put down the camera, we wouldn't of had this glorious clipgasm.
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September 7, 2006 5:48 AM(#10 of 17)
Rosa reminds me of the coked out crazy that Penelope Cruz played in Blow.
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September 7, 2006 7:05 AM(#11 of 17)
I saw the reporter interviewed on Today also. He looked like he'd been hit by a truck. I didn't catch it on the audio on the clipgasm, but on Today at one point the reporter dismissively gave the wife a "buh-bye" while she was bitching him out. That (and his hair) would have been enough to send me looking for a gun or the nearest boulder-sized paperweight.
Imagine how good the wife must be in the sack. I gotta get me a spicy Latina!
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September 7, 2006 7:27 AM(#12 of 17)
And now those two freaks are out on the streets after making bail...
hb
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September 7, 2006 7:45 AM(#13 of 17)
Oh yay! I've been wondering what happened to Toral after apprentice! PASSION!!
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September 7, 2006 9:12 AM(#14 of 17)
Man, that news crew must have a whole lotta will power. I would popped that woman right in the kisser if I'd been there. Oy. You know, I wondered as well why the cameraman didn't put down the camera, but at least now they have extremely damning evidence against this couple. Of course, the reporter's injuries are extremely good as well, but this way, they can put the wife in the slammer as well. I think that the policy of bail should be abandoned in cases like this, where they are undeniably guilty, at least on charges like verbal and physical assault. Just let them sit in jail. Who cares? They deserve it. I mean, I don't really want to be walking with people like that nearby. Who knows what could infuriate them? My dad got into a fight in a mall in Los Angeles once, because he accidentally bumped into this one guy who took great offense, even though my dad apologized. Anger management classes people...seriously.
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September 7, 2006 10:50 AM(#15 of 17)
All I can say after watching that clip is - they're clearly innocent of all charges. *severe eyeroll*
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September 7, 2006 4:10 PM(#16 of 17)
Everybody knows that black blood mixed with Latino blood equals hot!!
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September 8, 2006 9:24 AM(#17 of 17)