Clipgasm: Seeing Double Edition


Original version.

We happened to notice an Acuvue commercial the other day starring the one and only feuding twins of 8th and Ocean, Sabrina and Kelly. To an unsuspecting viewer, it probably seemed all sweet and nice, but luckily we applied our Model-to-English translator to really understand what was going on. Original spot above; translated version after the jump...


TVgasm interpretation.

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Comments (13)

hannahthehun Author Profile Page:

Beautiful!

mountain_girl Author Profile Page:

Ugh. And after the episode tonight Kelly is a bitch.

Hilarious. Loved it as always.

Pie Author Profile Page:

What would I do without you guys? I sensed a sort of hidden undercurrent when I saw that commercial for the first time, and now it's all clear. Where can I get me one of those Model-to-English translators? It would make my viewing of 8th & Ocean so much less painful.

Casey Author Profile Page:

The piano accompaniment to the insults is perfect!

babeblue Author Profile Page:

wow, they both deserve oscars after that performance. they actually seemed to like each other.

after seeing last night's epi, i think both of them are a bit immature. but kelly is downright EVIL!

babeblue Author Profile Page:

wow, they both deserve oscars after that performance. they actually seemed to like each other.

after seeing last night's epi, i think both of them are a bit immature. but kelly is downright EVIL!

p.s. LMAO at suzy's (?) remark about britt closing her eyes and pretending to kiss Jesus instead of teddy. u called it copygodd.

ShimmyShea Author Profile Page:

I'm an identical twin, and I hate to break it to everyone but I do not sit next to my sister with our hands entwined and placed suggestively on her upper thigh. Seriously. Did anyone see that close up?

mandymax Author Profile Page:

It's amazing how easy it is to tell them apart (for me, anyway). I know they're identical, but Sabrina is definitely prettier than Kelly - I don't know why, but she is.

Tati Author Profile Page:

really, B-side, no 1 else even comes CLOSE!! u guys are brilliant. luv'd it!!

Hahahaha. I don't even watch that show but that was hilarious. Nice work.

to paraphrase the great james rome, that was epic.

stacyrocks Author Profile Page:

Great job, B-Side. The piano touch = awesome! LoL :)

captainobvious Author Profile Page:

HAHAHAHA you're the best b-side

I'm an identical twin, and I hate to break it to everyone but I do not sit next to my sister with our hands entwined and placed suggestively on her upper thigh. Seriously. Did anyone see that close up?

YES! Totally noticed that. My sister and I rarely even HUG each other, and she's one of my best friends. It was so awkward...

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