Clipgasm: When Star Jones Attacks Edition - 
by B-Side
The View, ABC, 4/5/06
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The recent arrest of Homeland Security deputy press secretary Brian J. Doyle surely angered many people across the country, but none more so than Ms. Star Jones Reynolds. Girlfriend was hot under the collar on this morning's episode of The View. Unfortunately, I think she's also been watching a few too many episodes of 24. Be sure to check out all the women's reactions (especially Meredith Vieira's) to Star's rant.

"She's talking again, isn't she?"

"Seriously. Does she even know what she's saying?"

"Just shut the bitch up."

"Thank god for the Today Show."
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Ms. Star Jones = cunt.
Posted by: The Svan
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April 5, 2006 5:29 PM(#1 of 34)
How did this person pass the bar?
Posted by: Lizardqueen
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April 5, 2006 6:06 PM(#2 of 34)
The question is how many times did she take the bar?
Posted by: khia
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April 5, 2006 6:11 PM(#3 of 34)
The question is how many times did she EAT the bar?
Posted by: m_ruv
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April 5, 2006 6:21 PM(#4 of 34)
m-ruv, where's the Grey's Anatomy love?!
Posted by: tvtvtv
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April 5, 2006 6:30 PM(#5 of 34)
On its way, on its way—working on it right now. Sorry, I've been laid up with scabies.
Posted by: m_ruv
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April 5, 2006 6:31 PM(#6 of 34)
Ah yes, scabies can be pesky. Don't scratch...it'll spread.
Posted by: tvtvtv
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April 5, 2006 6:50 PM(#7 of 34)
Bitch is nuts.
I wonder how Al gets it up to fuck something like that.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan
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April 5, 2006 7:09 PM(#8 of 34)
Which one is Meredith?
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan
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April 5, 2006 7:12 PM(#9 of 34)
Who cares about star jones, I just can't wait for the veronica mars update and had to post something. Oh and watching hurley beat sawyer up was quite amusing.
Posted by: Vasha
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April 5, 2006 7:38 PM(#10 of 34)
Ok is it just me or everytime she pops up don't you just think of Tracy Morgan as Star on SNL going "Well I am a lawyer....."
Posted by: wandernview
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April 5, 2006 8:06 PM(#11 of 34)
The Svan believes Meredith is in the pure black outfit.
Posted by: The Svan
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April 5, 2006 8:10 PM(#12 of 34)
Star is so annoying. And now she's on TVgasm.
*America's Next Top Fan;
Meredith Vieira is the one in the black, pic 1, 2 and 4.
Posted by: stacyrocks
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April 5, 2006 8:15 PM(#13 of 34)
wandernview: it's not just you. I also think of the time Jimmy Kimmel called her a hippopotamus.
Posted by: Victoria
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April 5, 2006 8:46 PM(#14 of 34)
WTF! She's a lawyer? My wife used to tape this show when it first came on and you could tell she was a wack job from day one. It's obvious she is loathed by her co-hosts or as she refers to them her supporting cast.
Posted by: btaz666
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April 5, 2006 9:18 PM(#15 of 34)
Meredith Viera is thinking: "please God, get me on the Today show and away from this crazy bitch forthwith!"
Posted by: JasonR
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April 5, 2006 9:57 PM(#16 of 34)
Ever since the gastric bypass that she wont admit to, her new name is STAR-VATION!
Posted by: grifter
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April 5, 2006 10:24 PM(#17 of 34)
meredith is also the one with the YELLOW ARROW pointing at her FACE.
Posted by: Hannah
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April 5, 2006 11:06 PM(#18 of 34)
And now my brain starts to think...
Ha! Watch out. Wonder what other parts of Star Jones are doing...
Posted by: IHeartTV
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April 6, 2006 2:31 AM(#19 of 34)
She should be more concerned about what her gay husband is doing.
I am so sick of her. She's such a phoney. And she looks like an alien.
KH
Posted by: KatiesHole
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April 6, 2006 4:03 AM(#20 of 34)
Vasha-
Could you NOT post what happened on LOST on this, I haven't got a chance to watch it (don't judge, its Thursday morning, I have it DVR'd)- no spoilers please.
Anyway I love how the one girl was like 'could we not give them ideas please?' Yeah. Cause I'm sure would be terrorists watch The View.
Posted by: nocable
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April 6, 2006 4:20 AM(#21 of 34)
She used to be "in" with the rest of the Barbara-ettes, but now it's clear she's become the new Debbie Martsopolous. Or whatever the frack her name was.
Posted by: Spectater
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April 6, 2006 5:55 AM(#22 of 34)
Hannah #18
Sorry that I DON'T WATCH the View! But THANK YOU for your assistance anyway!
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan
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April 6, 2006 6:25 AM(#23 of 34)
I suggest a Psycho Bitch-Off between Star Jones and Paula Abdul. Last one standing wins a Tammy Faye Bakker Home Make-Up Kit. Or for you Simpsons fans out there, a Homer Simpson Make-Up Gun, set to "Whore."
Posted by: HicksPub
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April 6, 2006 7:15 AM(#24 of 34)
KatiesHole - Thank you! My husband has been saying that Star looks like an alien all for a long time. I didn't notice it until he pointed it out. She is very scary and yes she should worry more about being a good beard! I don't know exactly what its called that is her problem, but I'm sure is hard to pronounce. LOL. I wish she would just go AWAY!
Posted by: masmith103
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April 6, 2006 7:42 AM(#25 of 34)
Boy, Whitney Houston looks like shit.
Posted by: scamboogah
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April 6, 2006 7:49 AM(#26 of 34)
bitch looks scary.
she star is evidently the only person alive who may possibly look better fat than skinny: http://www.jamiesway.com/star.JPG
believe me. i AM and attorney and i DO know the law.
Posted by: jash
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April 6, 2006 8:26 AM(#27 of 34)
OK, when is her contract up already? Hopefully by then ABC will realize there's not a person on the planet that does not hate this delusional bitch. I mean even E! doesn't want to have anything to do with her.
Can't wait until the day that Star Jones goes away.
Oh yeah, agree that she did look way better fat.
Posted by: chronic
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April 6, 2006 9:33 AM(#28 of 34)
I agree she looked better fat, too. What's up with that? Did anyone see the clip from show where Ms Jones called in after her boob job and called Joy a bitch when Joy cut her off? I think I saw it on The Soup but maybe it was somewhere else. I don't think Ms Jones co-stars are any more fond of her than the rest of us.
Posted by: zevonia
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April 6, 2006 9:58 AM(#29 of 34)
Why is The View still on TV?
Posted by: mangos
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April 6, 2006 10:19 AM(#30 of 34)
#29 did you notice how the audience clapped when joy cut star off? it was on msn: http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=fa9b85a3-26fb-4102-bb35-022b772e9bde&f=rss05
star jones is grating on my nerves, too. how can somebody be so ANNOYING. not to mention hypocritical. she's turned into miss christian yet she calls one of her co-workers a b**** on national tv (from her sickbed no less). i'm glad rosie o'donnel is calling her out.
too bad meredith's leaving. she's about the only thing that makes 'the view' worth watching. i bet she's not going to able to make all her hilarious dirty jokes on the today show.
Posted by: babeblue
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April 6, 2006 11:38 AM(#31 of 34)
Boo, you whore.
Posted by: hog island
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April 6, 2006 11:45 AM(#32 of 34)
she's a bit lightheaded from lack of food.
i still say she resembles the late great Divine, minus the talent.
Posted by: dredge
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April 6, 2006 1:48 PM(#33 of 34)
oh, man -- funny comments.
wandernview, no it's not just you. Seeing Tracy do Star makes Star watchable (almost)
never did hear that Kimmel/hippo ref before, but it fits
grifter - STAR-vation -- too funny!
ditto scamboogah
okay, so how come I can watch the pathetic waste-of-time Paris interview but I can't see this clip?!
grrrrrrr
Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates!
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April 6, 2006 9:05 PM(#34 of 34)