Clipgasm: When Star Jones Attacks Edition


The View, ABC, 4/5/06
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The recent arrest of Homeland Security deputy press secretary Brian J. Doyle surely angered many people across the country, but none more so than Ms. Star Jones Reynolds. Girlfriend was hot under the collar on this morning's episode of The View. Unfortunately, I think she's also been watching a few too many episodes of 24. Be sure to check out all the women's reactions (especially Meredith Vieira's) to Star's rant.

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"She's talking again, isn't she?"


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"Seriously. Does she even know what she's saying?"


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"Just shut the bitch up."


viera34506
"Thank god for the Today Show."

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Comments (34)

The Svan Author Profile Page:

Ms. Star Jones = cunt.

Lizardqueen Author Profile Page:

How did this person pass the bar?

khia Author Profile Page:

The question is how many times did she take the bar?

m_ruv Author Profile Page:

The question is how many times did she EAT the bar?

tvtvtv Author Profile Page:

m-ruv, where's the Grey's Anatomy love?!

m_ruv Author Profile Page:

On its way, on its way—working on it right now. Sorry, I've been laid up with scabies.

tvtvtv Author Profile Page:

Ah yes, scabies can be pesky. Don't scratch...it'll spread.

America's Next Top Fan Author Profile Page:

Bitch is nuts.

I wonder how Al gets it up to fuck something like that.

America's Next Top Fan Author Profile Page:

Which one is Meredith?

Vasha Author Profile Page:

Who cares about star jones, I just can't wait for the veronica mars update and had to post something. Oh and watching hurley beat sawyer up was quite amusing.

wandernview Author Profile Page:

Ok is it just me or everytime she pops up don't you just think of Tracy Morgan as Star on SNL going "Well I am a lawyer....."

The Svan Author Profile Page:

The Svan believes Meredith is in the pure black outfit.

stacyrocks Author Profile Page:

Star is so annoying. And now she's on TVgasm.

*America's Next Top Fan;
Meredith Vieira is the one in the black, pic 1, 2 and 4.

Victoria Author Profile Page:

wandernview: it's not just you. I also think of the time Jimmy Kimmel called her a hippopotamus.

btaz666 Author Profile Page:

WTF! She's a lawyer? My wife used to tape this show when it first came on and you could tell she was a wack job from day one. It's obvious she is loathed by her co-hosts or as she refers to them her supporting cast.

JasonR Author Profile Page:

Meredith Viera is thinking: "please God, get me on the Today show and away from this crazy bitch forthwith!"

grifter Author Profile Page:

Ever since the gastric bypass that she wont admit to, her new name is STAR-VATION!

Hannah Author Profile Page:

meredith is also the one with the YELLOW ARROW pointing at her FACE.

IHeartTV Author Profile Page:

And now my brain starts to think...

Ha! Watch out. Wonder what other parts of Star Jones are doing...

KatiesHole Author Profile Page:

She should be more concerned about what her gay husband is doing.

I am so sick of her. She's such a phoney. And she looks like an alien.

KH

nocable Author Profile Page:

Vasha-
Could you NOT post what happened on LOST on this, I haven't got a chance to watch it (don't judge, its Thursday morning, I have it DVR'd)- no spoilers please.

Anyway I love how the one girl was like 'could we not give them ideas please?' Yeah. Cause I'm sure would be terrorists watch The View.

She used to be "in" with the rest of the Barbara-ettes, but now it's clear she's become the new Debbie Martsopolous. Or whatever the frack her name was.

America's Next Top Fan Author Profile Page:

Hannah #18

Sorry that I DON'T WATCH the View! But THANK YOU for your assistance anyway!

HicksPub Author Profile Page:

I suggest a Psycho Bitch-Off between Star Jones and Paula Abdul. Last one standing wins a Tammy Faye Bakker Home Make-Up Kit. Or for you Simpsons fans out there, a Homer Simpson Make-Up Gun, set to "Whore."

masmith103 Author Profile Page:

KatiesHole - Thank you! My husband has been saying that Star looks like an alien all for a long time. I didn't notice it until he pointed it out. She is very scary and yes she should worry more about being a good beard! I don't know exactly what its called that is her problem, but I'm sure is hard to pronounce. LOL. I wish she would just go AWAY!

Boy, Whitney Houston looks like shit.

jash Author Profile Page:

bitch looks scary.

she star is evidently the only person alive who may possibly look better fat than skinny: http://www.jamiesway.com/star.JPG

believe me. i AM and attorney and i DO know the law.

OK, when is her contract up already? Hopefully by then ABC will realize there's not a person on the planet that does not hate this delusional bitch. I mean even E! doesn't want to have anything to do with her.

Can't wait until the day that Star Jones goes away.

Oh yeah, agree that she did look way better fat.

zevonia Author Profile Page:

I agree she looked better fat, too. What's up with that? Did anyone see the clip from show where Ms Jones called in after her boob job and called Joy a bitch when Joy cut her off? I think I saw it on The Soup but maybe it was somewhere else. I don't think Ms Jones co-stars are any more fond of her than the rest of us.

mangos Author Profile Page:

Why is The View still on TV?

babeblue Author Profile Page:

#29 did you notice how the audience clapped when joy cut star off? it was on msn: http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=fa9b85a3-26fb-4102-bb35-022b772e9bde&f=rss05

star jones is grating on my nerves, too. how can somebody be so ANNOYING. not to mention hypocritical. she's turned into miss christian yet she calls one of her co-workers a b**** on national tv (from her sickbed no less). i'm glad rosie o'donnel is calling her out.

too bad meredith's leaving. she's about the only thing that makes 'the view' worth watching. i bet she's not going to able to make all her hilarious dirty jokes on the today show.

hog island Author Profile Page:

Boo, you whore.

dredge Author Profile Page:

she's a bit lightheaded from lack of food.
i still say she resembles the late great Divine, minus the talent.

Donna Martin Graduates! Author Profile Page:

oh, man -- funny comments.

wandernview, no it's not just you. Seeing Tracy do Star makes Star watchable (almost)

never did hear that Kimmel/hippo ref before, but it fits

grifter - STAR-vation -- too funny!

ditto scamboogah

okay, so how come I can watch the pathetic waste-of-time Paris interview but I can't see this clip?!

grrrrrrr

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