Recap - Chooch850
Screengrabs - Madeyoulaugh
This is not a show I would recommend as "must see" tv. In fact, watching it is as pleasant as visiting the dentist without novacaine. I only watch because they regularly feature 'our' TVGASM IDOLS. B-Side and Madeyoulaugh have been guests in the past. Last week our all-time favorite, nicotine addicted, snack hoarding, mj smoking, vodka guzzlin' Flipit made his debut.
I made sure I had everything ready before showtime. Dogs out to piss...check... snacks readily at hand.... check.... on-line live chat with my friends..... check.... boobs outta the way of the keyboard....check.....I'm ready..... LET THE SHOW BEGIN !!!!!!!
Justin G opens our show with a joke about his hair ...hahaha and I'm thrilled to see no Kimberly Caldwell. Rosanna Tavarez is hosting tho. Her hoop earrings are big enough to jump a poodle through. She tells us that Leah Labelle from season 3 will be first up to chat and then a make-artist for the Idol wanna-bees will tell us all how she makes 'em all pretty.
..... and "the writer from TVGASM.com will catch us up on the inside details of this weeks most talked about AI moments". A clip of Crying Girl plays in the background to this intro, and we cut to commercials. As with all TV Guide shows, the commercials are bountiful. I take this time to chat on-line with my 'Flipit Fan Friends', TinkerbellePixie and Clair. We are all soooo excited, hoping Flipit left the maryjane at home and is sober. Tink informs us that he will not be seen until after Leah and make-up lady each get 2 segments. AWWWW.... we have to watch this show that long.
The commercials finally end and we have Leah LaBelle perched on a stool along with Justin and Rosanna. They ask her how she's doing and cut her off to talk about Stephanie Edwards getting the boot and how sad it was. they "dim the lights" on Stephanie which is really lame and they even admit that it is. Bravo Justin. There is a clip of loser #1 Brandon calling Ryan Seacrest "scarecrow" when he said goodbye.
Sanjaya is next . No one seems to know what to say. ( how about..He Sucks). They all agree it was his best week. On to Queen Lakisha swaying in that green dress and Leah likes her.
Seven ads later and they are back. It annoys me that Justin and Rosanna have to re-introduce themselves every segment and remind us that we are watching Idol Chat on the TV Guide channel. Chris Sligh is next up for discussion and they think he should have grabbed more asses in the audience instead of singing to the cameraman. Maybe the cameraman was hot? Melinda was on next and is a professional, so they pointed that out. Then came Powder, I mean Phil. Justin picked on his clothes and his dancing. Oh Justin, you're such a douchebag sometimes. Time for commercials and then the make-up lady. Maybe I'll catch her name, and then again maybe not. I'm getting very anxious to see Flipit. Tink has to calm me and assure me it won't be long. Watching this show is like being in Room #23 on Lost.
Beshgan??? Peshgan??? ... I tried, I just couldn't catch the name. Make-up lady likes doing something different each week. She made Haley look younger and fresher. I never understood how you make someone look fresh. I think crisp and clean when I think fresh. Oh... and no caffeine. Let's move on. Straight hair and subtle lines will give Joanne a classic look. Make-up lady admits she has to be a calming influence to the contestants as they get ready. It's commercial time once again. Wow, that went fast. It's almost time.
I got it... it's Mezghan. I was close, kinda. The boys are up now and we have Blake, who's song is one of my all time favorites. Mez tells us that men do need make-up because of the lights. Our Rockin' Gina gets smokey eyes to go with her smokin' song and next week the streaks in her hair just my be a different color. Commercial time already and Justin tell us "...coming up next, Flipit from TVGASM.com..." OMG... they used his stage name. They called him Flipit.
This is it.... we girls on-line are giddy with excitement. This is the moment we've been waiting for. I feel like I did the first time I was going to see the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. I hope I don't break into tears like the little girl on AI. What did Flipit call her in his recap..."Betsy-Wetsy."
I love first dates!
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Comments (13)
OOOOOH. I had always imagined you with food stained t-shirts and being much hairier. You're adorable! (all of a sudden I have that song from School House Rock in my head. He was a hairy bear, he was a scary bear, we made a hasty retreat to our lair. That's gonna be with me all day.
Why do I always fall for the gay guys?
1 of 13 | Posted by punkrox
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Posted on March 28, 2007 4:43 AM
wow....amazing. This kind of thing ALWAYS happens to me when I read a book, and they go and make a movie of it and the character doesn't look anything as i would have imagined. WOW Mr. Flipit.....you are quite handsome and not anyway NEAR what i had pictured. and thats a GOOD thing luv you!
2 of 13 | Posted by deb-so-bored | Posted on March 28, 2007 5:36 AM
I totally agree... Haaaannndsome! Loved your recaps since your debut, luv ya even more now that I can put a face with your funny words of wisdom...
3 of 13 | Posted by goldeeeloxx | Posted on March 28, 2007 7:57 AM
I am experiencing a Trifecta of pride.
1. Pride for Flipit's amazing appearance on Idol Chat. He OWNED that show! He's adorable and he's OURS!
LOVE!
2. Pride for Chooch's amazing recap. I hereby demand she recap all future episodes of Idol Chat featuring any of our gasmii.
3. Pride for Madeyoulaugh's great screenshots and captions.
You guys all mixed together a delightful recap stew. It's meaty, spicy and appealing to the eye.
Yummmmmmmmmmmm.
4 of 13 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie | Posted on March 28, 2007 8:20 AM
Great job Flipit!!!!!1
Mmmmmm, your voice is like butter, and I loved the Milky Way and vodka shout outs.
5 of 13 | Posted by Ms. Tumnus
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Posted on March 28, 2007 9:04 AM
Tink, you forgot to mention how cool it is that you (and I) are mentioned in the recap. :)
I also vote for, er, demand that Chooch recap all future episodes of Idol Chat featuring any of our gasmii.
The screen shots and captions were great!!
Good job Flipit!
6 of 13 | Posted by Clair
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Posted on March 28, 2007 9:17 AM
Chooch.... your check list is an instant classic in my book.... this is a wonderful recap and I do look forward to more from you..!
MYL.... the pics and caps are perfect...spot on..... you could not have been given any better material to work with than Flipit or Rosanna... she could use a little help with her hosting duties.... she was speechless so many times it has become a focus..... Flipit shut these two down and obviously needs to take the show over..... himself....
7 of 13 | Posted by giffordsaz | Posted on March 28, 2007 9:52 AM
Just when I think flipit ca'nt get any more awesome!
You're fabulous! :D you did great!!
8 of 13 | Posted by CrazyTrain
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Posted on March 28, 2007 11:09 AM
I feel like I just got an "A" on my term paper...... or Mom just put my work on the Frig.
Thank u all for the comments, but the real credit goes to Flipit and his great work here at TVGASM...
and MYL was great with the 'mug off' shots. They were perfect as were all the pictures he put in. But his Clipgasm was the best.
9 of 13 | Posted by chooch850
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Posted on March 28, 2007 8:39 PM
TVGasm follows the best of TV.
Why bother with this show>
10 of 13 | Posted by dacoyle
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Posted on April 2, 2007 7:43 PM
woah. where the hell did this come from? even clipgasms are in rerun season.
11 of 13 | Posted by Flipit
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Posted on May 22, 2007 10:41 PM
um, flipit not only were your idol recaps one of the funniest I've read (I loved the clever observation on Melinda Doolittle's street "It's not the most interesting route, but it gets you where you need to go." Brilliant.
And you're hot.
12 of 13 | Posted by gbanex
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Posted on May 24, 2007 4:57 PM
um, flipit not only were your idol recaps one of the funniest I've read (I loved the clever observation on Melinda Doolittle's street "It's not the most interesting route, but it gets you where you need to go." Brilliant.
And you're hot.
13 of 13 | Posted by gbanex
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Posted on May 24, 2007 4:57 PM