Mastercard has announced it's latest, greatest new promotion: a "Write Your Own" commercial. Applicants can choose one of two commercials to write to, including one directed by Syriana helmer, Stephen Gaghan (wow, kind of a steep career drop-off there). We hardly fancy ourselves as ad wizards, but we thought we'd give this contest a little try. Here's our submission:
Protective goggles: $9.Heavy-duty baseball bat: $60.
Broom, Dustpan, Garbage Bags, and a Vacuum Cleaner: $110.
Bashing your television to small pieces so you never have to see another "Priceless" commercial: Priceless.
Feel free to submit your entries in our comments section. (And if you want to participate in the contest, click here).
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Comments (5)
also from the deadhorse department: a billion inane posts in a single day!
quality over quantity.
and where the fletch is the lost recap? its been like a bazillion weeks!
1 of 5 | Posted by jash
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Posted on March 20, 2006 12:51 PM
seriously, jash...is madeyoulaugh accidentally signed onto your account b-side?
2 of 5 | Posted by theoneinyourdreams
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Posted on March 20, 2006 12:53 PM
mastercard just launched a whole new site dedicated to this concept. i love how they and visa believe that people equate their credit card companies with family, bravery, and good times. I equate mine with tears when I open the bill every month. Those capital one commercials with the crappy guardian angel are pretty funny though.
Here's one- DVR box- 75 dollars. DVR service- 15 dollars. Extra electricty- 3 dollars. Being able to fast forward through mastercard commercials- PRICELESS.
3 of 5 | Posted by Leah3t
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Posted on March 20, 2006 12:54 PM
Full tank of gas: $33.00
Bagel and large Diet Coke: $3.65
Being able to get back on to TVGasm at work: Priceless
4 of 5 | Posted by RealityTV4Me
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Posted on March 20, 2006 1:44 PM
So who is doing the Lost recap now? Its been a month. Anyone?
5 of 5 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on March 21, 2006 7:42 AM