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So the other night I came across an informercial for the Little Giant Ladder System. I was immediately drawn in. After all, the spot did feature the one and only Richard Karn, star of Home Improvement, Family Feud, and Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch. As I listened to the various actors repeat the words "Little Giant" over and over again, I got to thinking. What if "Little Giant" was merely a euphemism for "penis"? Suddenly, the informercial became a lot funnier. See for yourself...
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Comments (19)
OMG. I'm laughing so hard my Little Giant hurts
where do you find these things?
1 of 19 | Posted by America's Next Top Fan
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Posted on February 21, 2006 5:31 PM
Holy crap, that was hilarious. I think my favorite part was the lady who uses her little giant to hang pictures on the wall, oh, and of course "You can't really appreciate this until you get one in your hands and work with it." ROFL
2 of 19 | Posted by Elder Young
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Posted on February 21, 2006 6:16 PM
Oh my gosh, HILARIOUS! Asbolutely the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time...
3 of 19 | Posted by Ash
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Posted on February 21, 2006 6:40 PM
I snorted twice while watching this, all by myself (Mr. Lurkertype is at work, and he'd better not be using his LG).
"Works in a lot of tight confined spaces" combined with the space shuttle pic was the part I snerked at the most.
4 of 19 | Posted by lurkertype
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Posted on February 21, 2006 7:20 PM
I especially like the numerous elderly describing their experiences with their LG.
"hold it back a little bit and it just slides right out" CLASSIC!!!
5 of 19 | Posted by RealityTV4Me
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Posted on February 21, 2006 7:51 PM
Thank you for this. So funny. I love how your twisted mind works.
6 of 19 | Posted by gillian
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Posted on February 21, 2006 7:51 PM
B-side: you are deliciously dirty! I'll never be able to see that commercial without giggling. My fav was the guy who said that his wife loved it, the neighbors loved it - everyone loved it!
7 of 19 | Posted by TaxGirl
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Posted on February 21, 2006 7:57 PM
And to think it comes with it's own handy little kama sutra of little giant positions. hehehe
8 of 19 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie
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Posted on February 21, 2006 8:35 PM
"STURDY and STRONG"!! :P
9 of 19 | Posted by stacyrocks
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Posted on February 21, 2006 8:52 PM
Oh so many priceless lines!
"I work with little giants - I got my first experience in the Air Force"
I also think it's funny how long this must have taken you to piece together. Such a good use of time let me tell ya!
10 of 19 | Posted by Milkshake
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Posted on February 21, 2006 9:30 PM
Oh man, the guy who's making millions off this ladder lives behind me in his mansion on the hill. I have no idea how I'll be able to look at him in church on Sunday without wondering about how big his 'little giant' really is.
Think God will strike me down?? 8o)
11 of 19 | Posted by stormypup
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Posted on February 21, 2006 11:05 PM
Rip open that box and nail it to the wall with your little giant. A little rough, perhaps, but if everyone consents, who am I to judge?
12 of 19 | Posted by BigMax
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Posted on February 22, 2006 6:23 AM
Dude has a 17 footer.
13 of 19 | Posted by Lizardqueen
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Posted on February 22, 2006 8:40 AM
Wow, and it can help me wash the windows! I've got to get me one of those.
14 of 19 | Posted by sweepea
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Posted on February 22, 2006 9:06 AM
You said penis
15 of 19 | Posted by OD-TV
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Posted on February 22, 2006 9:19 AM
"he's recommended it to 100 of his friends." ROTFLMAO!
This might be funnier than the Giada Disaster of 2006 (though that is still hilarious).
16 of 19 | Posted by spatula
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Posted on February 22, 2006 11:33 AM
I love that it is sturdy and you can hold up a tank with it.......oh Little Giant - what you could do for LARGE women everywhere!!
17 of 19 | Posted by Belinda
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Posted on February 22, 2006 1:20 PM
God bless you, B-Side.
18 of 19 | Posted by subgenre
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Posted on February 22, 2006 2:38 PM
I'm naming my penis little giant now.
Thanks B-Side
19 of 19 | Posted by GoldCrayon
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Posted on February 22, 2006 8:07 PM