TVgasm Recaps

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Confessions of a Teen Idol is the new VH1 show that promises to reunite 7 former teen idols under one roof and help them try to regain their careers. I have to admit, I'm kind of wondering if there is any drama when 7 men live together or if these guys will just be glad to be back on TV.

God help us.

Welcome back Gasmii. We have an awesome show for you tonight. We return to the old Real World house to visit with our 7 former idols and see how they've been spending their time. But I'm not loving this show title so here's an alternate.

Works for me.

After one week in the house, how are they feeling? Will we be subjected to more puns? Vanity that would make a beauty queen blush ? Self-affirming bonding just like those seminars where they get men to cry, hug and get in touch with their feminine side? All this and more in this week's installment of Humiliation and Torture- The Series. How's that for a title?

Week 3 finds our idols relaxing in their bachelor pad. They are talking and playing pool when they get another call sheet. Adrian says "Every time we think it's going to be good, they stab us in the heart." Adrian gets a gold star this week for his observation about the call sheets. Congratulations Adrian, you're learning to duck when they lob a call sheet your way.

The call sheet says they will need sunscreen for a tour of Hollywood in a convertible. They wonder if it's going to be a big stretch limo with a hot tub just like the old days. Well, not exactly.

The guys go outside and see a large red double decker tour bus. They climb aboard and get to the top level. Jason Hervey tells them that they will be going on a special tour of Hollywood. The tour guide is Brian. Before they leave Jason tells them "to move forward, they must address their past". This is a trip down memory lane for our teen idols.

Welcome to week 4 of "Confessions of a Teen Idol". This show is like an Irish funeral, some of the people are sad, everyone needs a stiff drink and sooner or later someone will pee. I've titled this episode "Urinetown".

This show has more pee in it than a port-a-potty at a Green Bay Packer game.

This week we have an episode with not one but two call sheets and two tasks. This means our idols will have two chances to make fools of themselves instead of just one and probably two beat downs if they don't perform their tasks with enthusiam.

This week some Idols repent for past sins, while others are reminded of the good they've done. Some Idols are forgiven for their past mistakes. But that's not all we have this week. Just throw in a big green shake from Eric, a little striptease and a concert. Its a wild, wild episode.

So move over Mamma Rose, it's time for TVannie to get this show out of the dressing room and onto the big stage we call TVGasm.

WHO HOOOOOO Get out your dollar bills ladies and gents and line up to tip the Idols in this week's episode "Ya Gotta Have a Gimmick".

In the great tradition of spoiled rotten brats on television, TVGasm brings you this week's episode "Veruca Salt". Starring our very own Veruca Salt hopeful, Jeremy (I'm dope, not I'm a dope) Jackson. Whooo hooo.

So pour yourself another drink, light up your smoking materials, and get settled for this week's fabulous extravaganza. Here we go......

Dear Gasmii,

Welcome once again to "Confessions of a Teen Idol". This week we're treated to a major beat down of one Idol, a big change in another Idol and the specter of one of our Idols in a Speedo swimsuit. Let's pour those drinks, light up your smoking materials or break out the candy, it's time to delve into the sweet and salty, smooth and crunchy perfect combination of ingredients we call "Confessions of a Teen Idol". I think I'm starting to love these guys.

It's difficult to say goodbye to friends you make at summer camp, even at band camp. So how will these 7 Idols say goodbye and what have they learned? Did their lives really change and just what is the big surprise for each of our Idols?

Just like "The Wizard of Oz" our Idols will receive something they never really lost.