Last up are Scarecrow and Hootie McBoob, who were given the topic "do nice people finish last?" When the judges ask what their position is, Hootie McBoob replies "doggie" so they just forego the questions and move on to the clip. Both mother and daughter look terrified on their soapbox but mostly because they were sent to the portion of the mall where the gangs hang out. The judges watch the clip and are disappointed in the team's performance since neither one of them knows how to take a punch.

The judges go through the standard berating of all of the contestants before calling Scarecrow and Hootie McBoob and Ghetto Fatulous and Babyfat to the front for desashing. Shanna postures and does her best Tyra Banks impression to stall for time before telling Ghetto Fatulous and Babyfat to pick up the magical jewel encrusted ceremonial desashing scissors of eldor. After a little more wasting of time, she announces that Ghetto Fatulous and Babyfat need to desash themselves. Mother and daughter nod knowingly and remove their sashes to cut them as per pageant tradition.

As Angela holds the scissors to her sash, Tinea throws hers down and says, "I'm runnin'!" before taking off backstage followed by her mother, panting and gasping for air. All of the other contestants stand and stare in disbelief as the duo runs away. Angela and Tinea were obviously confused and thought they were on Cops again.

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Classy til the very end.

Shanna tells the crowd that their behavior is exactly why they are not moving further in the pageant causing Gina and Hollis to smile devilishly at each other.

So what did you think? Are you happy to see Ghetto Fatulous and Babyfat go? Are you psyched about the actual pageant finale next week? Who do you think will win? Let's debate about it at the mall! Oh and let's leave a comment!

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Comments (6)

wintersux:

FB, I don't watch this show but I always enjoy reading your recaps. Loved the Ferris Bueller shout-out!!!

nwokpeach:

I was so happy that Ghetto Fabulous and Babyfat were the ones that left! I was also thrilled that they showed their true hideous colors to the judges! lol! Those two are the most hateful things I have ever seen. Now if the redheads would be next to leave, I don't know if I could take the excitment! I have just never been more disgusted with anyone, those two teams are just hideous people.

juddfan:

Thanks for the howling fozzie! You sooo rock, maybe I'll try and catch the pagent so I can doubly enjoy your recaps.

The wall moving and being Ghetto Fatulous was awesome!!!!

nobigdealiguess:

fozzie you are completely hilarious! thank you for making a disgusting show truly rock

realitee:

ohmigod....sooo glad that Ghetto Fabulous and Babyfat are GONE!!!!

I am a fan of this kind of stuff...but I've been pushing myself through this show hoping that it would get better..I usually LOVE this kind of thing...but am I the only one completely annoyed by Miss USA 1987? I mean isn't this the chick that got in a catfight with Paris in a stairwell at a club in LA - over her babydaddy? This is who is dishing out advice on how to present yourself in public..wtf?

Carson or that other chick (who is she anyway??) should lean over and desash her. Best. Finale. Ever.

steez:

Fozziebare, you are so hilarious and on point! Everything I think of while watching the show gets put in the recap and is made 10 times funnier!

I too agree that Shanna bugs and is a Tyra Banks wannabe!! She tries to do the elimination ceremony like ANTM but this show sucks harder. The only reason I was sad to see Skin Deep go was b/c of the drama they provide. Guess I'll have to live off of Mona & Firecrotch ridicule, which I'm sure you'll do a fantastic job ;)

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