Too busy searching for a Nintendo Wii (seriously, I can't find one anywhere)? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• Saul and Katie descend on the VH1 Big in '06 Awards. They are promptly snubbed by Ant. [Watch the video]


• Luckily, Perez Hilton shows them more love. [Watch the video]


• The Nativity Story is a bomb at the box office. I still want the action figures though. [Read more]


• Mario Lopez has signed a talent holding deal with The CW, thus marking the first of what will surely be many unsuccessful attempts to parlay second place in a cheesy reality show into a resurrected career. [Read More]


• Based on the success of Ugly Betty, Salma Hayek is developing a new TV series, this time set in the world of an Ivy League med school. The show is tentatively titled Frida Gives A Colostomy. [Read More]


• Ricky Shroeder joins the cast of 24. Best cast ever? [Read more]


• Now that the Cho Brothers are off The Amazing Race, see what sort of smack they're talking about their cast mates! [Read more]


• Don't feel badly about missing the Billboard Music Awards. No one else watched them either. [Read more]