Too busy getting drunk at holiday parties this weekend? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• TVgasm returns to the red carpet! Madeyoulaugh and Katie hit up the Big in '06 Awards. We'll have plenty of videos soon, but for now, here's a teaser... [Watch the video]


• NBC gives 30 Rock a full season order. If you're not watching this show, you should. It's much funnier than the pilot indicated. Plus, Rachel Dratch informed us that she reads TVgasm. We must support the readers! [Read more]


• Probably my favorite industry news of the day: Vivica A. Fox joins the cast of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Rambling third-person homilies ensue. [Read More]


• Paris Hilton has bowed out of the Billboard Music Awards after deeming the jokes written for her too "objectionable." She plans to spend the night being vapid in private. [Read more]


• Hey! We just can't get enough of Mischa Barton's new Bebe ad. [Watch the video]


• The Melrose Place for a new millennium? You decide! [Read More]


• Speaking of Big In '06, apparently John Salley is white and looks like Lance Bass. [Read more]


• Survivor's Candice says she and Adam are splitsville. Time to make your move, Billy! [Read more]


• Once more with feeling! Scrubs joins the ranks of Buffy with an all-musical episode! [Read more]


• The weekend may be over, but we'll always have the memories. And the ratings. [Read more]