Too busy getting DUIs in Glendale? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• As part of our continued hazing of newbie Sutter Cane, we sent him to the premiere of Wedding Wars. Poor guy. [Read More]


• Steven Spielberg, Ed Burns, and Christie Turlington are collaborating on a pilot for Fox that revolves around the fashion industry. Turlington will obviously be bringing her insider perspective. Burns and Spielberg, meanwhile, will be bringing incessant chattiness and WWII storylines. Can't wait! [Read More]


• Never afraid to bring us the quality programming we demand, E! will be showcasing David Hasselhoff's daughters in a new reality series called Hoff Broadway. Producers say the plan is to create THE WORST SHOW EVER. [Read More]


• Turns out there really is a market for ultra gory movies spoken in arcane languages! Congrats, Mel! [Read More]


• The Man continues to keep TVgasm down. Here's the latest consumer frustration that you all should know about. [Read More]


• How'd your show fare in the Nielsen's this weekend? We got the ratings! [Read More and More]