Too busy humming Sekou's Survivor song? Here's what's going on at Newsgasm:

• Ozzy pins his Survivor loss on one person: SUNDRA. What an evil bitch! [Read More]


• American Idol has a big surprise in store for us. My guess: full frontal nudity. [Read More]


• AMC plans to remake 1960s cult show The Prisoner. It's all part of the network's plan to make sure its brand MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. [Read More]


• Howard Stern appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live via a green screen last week. French kissing ensued. [Read More]


• What were the top ten celebrity viral videos of 2006? We've got the answers... [Read More]


• Hooray for treacle and spelling errors! The Pursuit of Happyness tops the box office! [Read More]