Too busy crying over that old guy on American Idol? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• NEW: Be sure to check out the premiere of The Paul Goebel Show live here at TVgasm! Starts today at 12 PM PST [Watch the show]


• Big Brother lives on! CBS wisely renews my summer crack. [Read More]


• Fox plans to further showcase the best of America by airing Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? after Idol this month. [Read More]


• This clip from Grease is almost as amazing as that time on Idol when Mandisa waved her arms in the air to the tune of "I'm Every Woman"... [Watch the Video]


• A new camgasm -- with extra Pirate's Booty! [Watch the Video]


• Madeyoulaugh has ratings (plus a Jim Belushi video. It's an oldie, but a goodie, as they say). [Read More]


• Lauren Conrad celebrates her twenty-first birthday. Dumb comments by Heidi to ensue... [Read More]