Too busy swooning over underage teenagers on Idol? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• When it comes to overly dramatic speeches on American Idol, this one takes the cake. [Watch the Video]


• Law & Order: SVU stars Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay defy Dick Wolf's penny-pincher ways by earning themselves two fat pay raises. DUNH DUNH. [Read More]


• This should help you sort out your DVR problems. A calendar of noteworthy premieres, finales, and specials for the next few months -- with fancy red font! [Read More]


• Looks like American Idol guest judge/Joan Collins enthusiast Carol Bayer Sager wasn't terribly well received by the production staff. Poppycock! We say Viva La CaBaSa! [Read More]


• Take a wild guess at which show obliterated the ratings last night? Madeyoulaugh has the comprehensive analysis. [Read More]