Too busy winning pageants that no one watches anymore? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• We love Whitney from The Hills, especially when she falls over on national television. [Watch the Video]


• New feature alert! Webcam, meet TVgasm. TVgasm, meet webcam. [Watch the Video]


• The King of TV is coming to TVgasm! Bow down, motherf*ckers! [Read More]


• Did Food & Wine spoil the Top Chef finale? Oh, Gail Simmons... Flipit will never forgive you! [Read More -- possible spoilers!]


• Rumors are circulating that American Idol might replace Paula with Courtney Love. Because that makes sense. [Read More]


• Dearest Famke Janssen will be starring in an NBC pilot as a policewoman. You know, it's about time NBC greenlit a cop show... [Read More]


• Donny Osmond to host the worst show ever created. [Read More]


• K-Fed's Super Bowl commercial hits the Net! [Read More]


• And, of course, ratings! [Read More]