Too busy trying to erase that bobbled snap from your memory? Here's what's been going on at Newgasm:

• American Idol may be premiering next week, but the auditions start today! [Watch the Video]


• Still basking in the afterglow of last night's Apprentice premiere? Here are the top nine TVgasm Apprentice clips of all time. [Watch the Videos]


• And you can't say Apprentice clip without The Rubble Man -- now in high quality stereo sound! [Listen to the Song]


• Speaking of The Apprentice, feel free to stalk the show's every move with our very own TrumpStalker. [Read More]


• The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and this time their trampier and more Botoxed than ever! [Read More]


• Mourning schmorning! It's time for Bindi Irwin's first publicity tour. Yay! [Read More]


• People are still flocking to Night at the Museum, woefully ignoring the many wonders of watching Cate Blanchett giving a blow job to a 15 year old in Notes on a Scandal. Sutter Cane has the Moviegasm box office report. [Read More]


• And you haven't lived until you've seen La Toya Jackson tasered. [Watch the Video]


• Admit it: you're excited about Maui Fever also. Like OMG! Surf's like totally up! [Read More]


• How'd your favorite shows fare? We have the ratings from Thursday and Friday! [Read More and More]