Too busy checking into rehab? Here's what you've been missing at Newsgasm:

• Isaiah Washington's in sooooo much trouble now. T.R. Knight spills the beans to Ellen about the whole "incident." [Watch the Video]


• Passions gets sent to the big cauldron in the sky. I already know one woman who cried about this. Admit it, you bawled your eyes out too. [Read More]


• Art Buchwald also bites the big one. But that's not as fun to talk about. [Read More]


• If you saw American Idol last night, you saw this guy. And then you probably had nightmares. [Read More]


• Borat? Bunnies? Don't ever tell us we don't provide enough material for our stoner demographic... [Read More]


• In case you missed TVgasm's mammoth endurance event, 24 B4 24, Madeyoulaugh has plenty of backstage photos of the event. [Read More]


• NBC greenlights a celebrity improv show. Because that doesn't sound annoying at all... [Read More]


• ABC has news for us: But it's Daybreak, if you wanna believe. It can be Daybreak, ain't no time to grieve. Said it's Daybreak, if you'll only believe... [Read More]


• American Idol is so big (how big is it?), nearly every TV in America is watching it. Or something like that. Madeyoulaugh has the ratings. [Read More]