Spent all day recovering from that unfortunate deep-fried turkey accident? Here's what you've missed at Newsgasm:

• The perfect way to spend Thanksgiving with the family: hanging out with an anti-Semite as he pontificates about an ancient civilization! Yay! [Read more]


• NBC plans to adapt Thank You For Smoking for the small screen. No word on whether or not Adam from Survivor will be taking up Aaron Eckhart's role. [Read more]


• TBS puts its "Very Funny" slogan to the test next week with two new shows. [Read more]


• NBC gives 30 Rock a meager three-episode pickup. C'mon NBC. It's actually a funny show. You can do better. [Read more]


• Mr. Burns is only ranks second on Forbes Magazine's 15 Richest Fictional Characters list. Oh, that's rich! Get it? I am on fire today! [Read more]


• I wish I'd been there when whatever advertising exec looked at the Blue Shield account and said, "One word: circumcision." [Watch the video]


• Everyone loves Tony Bennett. Except TV viewers. Check out Tuesday's ratings. [Read more]