Spent all day lighting Christmas trees in Rockefeller Center? Here's what you've missed over at Newsgasm:

• There's a new Bachelor in town, and he's already been caught wearing a Speedo (and touching impoverished children on the cheek)! Don't swoon all at once, ladies. [Watch the video]


• Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List gets a third season pickup. Seriously, it's actually a good show. [Read more]


• It's always sad when an exposé about a log seems more exciting than whatever K-Fed's been up to. [Read more]


• A sad day for Wiggles fans. The Wiggles may be one Wiggle short of full Wiggle capacity; thus inspiring a stage five Wiggle emergency, leaving us all to ponder, "What the hell are The Wiggles?" [Read more]


• Seinfeld: The Lost Episode. Need we say more? [Read more]


• Who knew that Sacha Baron Cohen's pre-Ali G days were so, uh, shiny? [Watch the video]


• Hey Sci-Fi, did I ever tell you you're my hero? Because you're showing Heroes! [Read more]


• How good was House last night? I know you saw it because the ratings were 'uge -- and we have them. [Read more]


• We're still collecting TV catchphrases, even if USA Today called our growing list "too Urkel-riffic." [Read more]


• And we still have plenty of Dirt bags hanging around. Try to win your very own! [Read more]