Daisy of Love Finale: What Does It Matter Anyway?
And who really cares what love's got to do with it as long as we keep having glorious Daisy moments like these:
July 29, 2009
July 15, 2009
Daisy of Love: Exes, Lies and Video Eggs
Supposedly, we are losing two guys this week, SUPPOSEDLY. Getting rid of three would be fine with me but then what would I do with myself next week?
Not have to look at London's tongue ever again, that's what.
Nasty.
July 1, 2009
Daisy of Love: Homeless No More!
You are supposed to drop a quarter or a buck (if you're feeling really generous) into their cup and walk away, not invite them to stay with you!
"Dude, can I borrow a cup of sugar AND A LIFE?!"
June 24, 2009
Daisy of Love: Et Tu, Douchebag?
This week on Daisy of Love..
Don't be sick, Gasmii. By now most of you should know not to eat before reading my recaps.
Also, at this point in the game the Yack Castle is getting pretty claustrophobic. Which means that it's a perfect time to shove them all in the kitchen together to whip up a five course meal! Riki tells them as much wearing a t-shirt that I'm sure is not just the name of a band but pretty much how he feels about most of these guys.
June 19, 2009
Daisy of Love: The Fox And The Hounds
What a sad week. Not only are we subjected to more brain damage courtesy of Fox, but it looks as though 12 Pack isn't packing so much.
Maybe all that leopard is some kind of spooky penis camouflage?
Here's hoping.
June 10, 2009
Daisy of Love: I'm A Liar, Not A Fighter
Please let Flex fight Mr. Peepers, and why is TT wearing a skirt?
Let's see. It's been two weeks since we last met and we are down to seven guys. A pierced up ex- stripper, a personal trainer smart ass, a famewhore, a good old boy, an annoying tattooed midget, his pining lover and the only person on the planet to get a negative score on his SATs. And today they will be beating the crap out of each other. There is a God!
May 28, 2009
Daisy of Love: No Skunks Were Harmed In The Filming Of This Episode
But you better believe some drunks were.
After the entertaining masterpiece that was last week's episode, this week was a bit of a let-down. The producers thankfully agreed with me and to keep it from being all about Cage's Stage 4 drunken behavior and Fox's unimaginable depths of duncehood, so we got a little skunk action. This time the real thing, not just London's body odor. Zing! Let us begin.
May 20, 2009
Daisy of Love: Lullabies To Dickmatize
Who let Chrissy Snow in here?
This week was a hoot for me to watch and if I were a psychiatry student I could probably write an entire dissertation on the pathology of rock n roll love and the idiots that fall for bad boys. Honestly, I fell for one myself. Okay, maybe it was twice but I learned my lesson and now can only be manipulated by men with large wing-wangs and even larger bank accounts. Shout out to my baby- I love you! Muah!!
May 15, 2009
Daisy of Love: Bad Things Come In Threes
Poor Daisy. Won't someone love her? Why, oh why must they make the poor girl cry? Is there no God? Is he just testing our heroine to see if she is worthy of our adoration? Because adore her we do. Not quite as much as the guy in the opening sequence with the bottle of lotion on his nightstand but I'm just speaking for myself.
May 6, 2009
Daisy of Love: Show And Hell
Another episode, another huge bill owed to the liquor store that is supplying the booze for these bozos. How I wish I owned the place that was lucky enough to sponsor the drinking on this show, I'd be on my fifth massage at the Four Seasons by now.
Somewhere there's a PCP dealer planning his retirement right now.