Daisy of Love: Bad Things Come In Threes

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Poor Daisy. Won't someone love her? Why, oh why must they make the poor girl cry? Is there no God? Is he just testing our heroine to see if she is worthy of our adoration? Because adore her we do. Not quite as much as the guy in the opening sequence with the bottle of lotion on his nightstand but I'm just speaking for myself.

The hangover morning has barely started and 12 Pack is already bitching and moaning about Brooklyn and his lies about his girlfriend back home. The little scene between he and Flex seems so staged that all I can do is roll my eyes.

On the other hand, even Brooklyn agrees with them. He packed his bags before the last elimination. And when a classy stripper type like Tool Box says that he has no respect for you, you'd best head back to mama's basement and take those beatings that your girlfriend has ready for you. Hmmmm. Is his girlfriend that Kenley chick from Project Runway? Cause that would be AWESOME! He seems the pussy whipped type.

12 Pack throws something in his general direction because he's such a hard ass and not a passive aggressive famewhore, not at all. He misses, of course and slinks off to tend to his chin strap facial hair before the challenge which is written out on a piece of paper in some middle school slut's diary.

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Dear Diary, please send me a big strong man to spend my 15th minute of fame with....
As we can all see, this challenge is about protecting Daisy so why Fox brings up cow tipping I'll never know. I think it's safe to say that dude never finished high school, or maybe they let him graduate after he finished "beauty school" with the burnouts and homersexuals that chose the technical school over flunking out and enduring beatings.

So sad. What a waste. He should move down to Cabo or the Caribbean. He's perfect for those two week affairs that divorcees have after the ink has dried.

This week the boys have to run a groupie obstacle course, taking a Daisy mannequin from limo to velvet rope to backstage to roadie's ballsack, then back to limo with the evil Heather standing watch.

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More man than any of these guys ever will be.
How I wish this was Heather of Love.

They will also have paintballs shot at them from strategically located sniper towers and I could have sworn that one of the sharp-shooters had long blond hair and real bullets. More wishful thinking, I guess.

Most of the guys are pissing themselves like they're facing a real firing squad and 12 Pack does something that I have been dying to do to him since I Love New York.

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Comments (15)

here4beer:

Twunty, bless you for watching this trash with us.

I've never dated a d-bag as big as any of these fucktards, but I can tell you the attraction with at least a couple: Fox is possibly the hottest thing to ever grace my TV, Flex is totally do-able, and London is kind of sexy in a dirty JustinBobby kind of way. The rest... yuck.

I wouldn't take any of them home to mother, but I might consider taking a couple of them home. ;)

PottyMouth:

Twunty, you crack me up! I'm so glad you're recapping this. Of course I shouldn't be because now that means I'll have to watch it!

I have dated many a d-bag in my day, but that was back when I was young and horny. Now I'm old and the d-bags don't want to do me anymore. :( Of all of them, London is the type I would have gone for. I do SO love the dirty sexy boys.

Thanks for taking on the blow up doll and her fake love life! Sorry about the bucket of barf, but just think, at least you're not GAINING weight while watching the show!

SWAK, PottyMouth

BugMom22:

"My hamster has more personality and he's been dead for thirty years."

Too funny! Thanks for making the douche bag parade worth my time... what's another hour of my life sacrificed to the god of crap tv?

pixielated:

Fox is quite the tasty dish, but I don't think he is feeling Daisy at all. The man has standards.

I would have to say Flex and London are about the best ones left, depending on what the girl's looking for.

I don't blame them for wearing makeup and manscaping. A couple of them would look like crazy homeless dudes if they didn't. But I agree that plucked eyebrows on a guy is a no-no. Heck, a lot of women look bad with them. Male or female, ya gotta know when to stop. And that refined, arched look is just not for guys.

pixielated:

Is anybody else thinking that Rikki is starting to look good to Daisy about now?

Robinez:

My Favorite part was when Fonzericky said "This is not a game".

hahahahahahahahah

R

itchy:

Oh you'll see, they're going to ship in a new crop of douchebags just like they did on the ROL Bus.

I was kind of disappointed that the snipers were Heather and other gals from ROL. That would have been lots of fun.

Yentapatrol:

Twunty Darling,
This show is hysterical!! Seriously, it's hit a new low, and I love it. I know it's painful honey, but keep em coming. Your recaps are wonderful.

Hugs,
Yenta

kygirl93:

Fox is ridiculously good-looking--he's a cross between Cris Cornell and Dave Navarro and those boys make me sweat...too bad he's functionally brain dead and skinny. Flex is HOTT, and the only guy who seems real, but by real I mean the kind of guy who talks about other guys and girls at the gym. I hate that guy. London does nothing for me (much like Johnny Depp does nothing for me, but I see why he might for other girls, so whatever). TT and Peepers seem nice enough, but they are definitely not going to win. If I had to put money on it now, my pick would be 12-pack. He's been here/done this before and he's flying under the radar just enough to pull it off...

jadestarla:

This show is the devil. It's actually making me kinda like 12-Pack. Blasphemy!!

The montage of all of them getting prettied up was HYSTERICAL! And who would have thought the cage fighter wore mascara?!

And I'm sorry, I don't care how dumb Fox is. He is so pretty. I don't even care if he talks...

sheyanicole:

My friend works at a bar in SF, and Fox comes in there and acts like he's the hottest celebrity. He's a total douche in real life.

oldmomoftoddlerboys:

sheyanicole - color me surprised.

Snootchy Bootches:

Yeah, who'd a thunk that a guy who is a vain douchebag on tv would be a vain douchebag in real life. :p

reckless_saturn_11:

The best comment is when one of the guys calls the rest of the guys in the house- douche bags. He says that Daisy only seems to be interested in douche bags and not interested in him. Self awareness says what?

areyoucliff:

When Mr. Peepers said that he was jealous watching Daisy make out with his best friend. I could have sworn that he was jealous of Daisy, wishing he could be making out with Sinister instead.

I think it is totally creepy how the guys just attack Daisy. You can tell that she doesn't want to kiss a few of them and is fighting to get away. I am afraid that some of them would rape her if the cameras weren't on.

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