After the entertaining masterpiece that was last week's episode, this week was a bit of a let-down. The producers thankfully agreed with me and to keep it from being all about Cage's Stage 4 drunken behavior and Fox's unimaginable depths of duncehood, so we got a little skunk action. This time the real thing, not just London's body odor. Zing! Let us begin.
The sun rises on Casa de Yacka, birds are singing, flowers are swaying and our heroine is just opening her eyes on a new day filled with the promise of finding true love. Or at least getting rid of one more loser. She looks sweet, all cuddled up with her pink teddy bear, until she opens her mouth and calls London an asshole. Right in Teddy's ear! It's a good thing that Mr. Peepers wasn't there or he'd have a thing or two to say about swearing in front of poor innocent stuffed animals! He would never do such a thing. How do I know?
TT, Fox and Cage are chatting about London being gone and how he was the front runner and where does that leave the rest of them? Angry, I guess? Yeah, what the hell? Cage should be glad, as should the rest of them. It opens the field back up, not to mention that they can breathe fresh air in the house again. For now.
It's at moments like these, that make absolutely no sense, that I feel the puppet strings of the producers at work. Anger and violent outburst bring the drama, and Cage is already getting pissed for no reason when a little voice from the top bunk saves him from looking like a total jackass and gives him ample reason to go off. It's Mr. Peepers and he asks them to move to another room because, like most wee primates, he is high strung and must have his nappy poo. Cage tells him to STFU because he wakes everybody up in the morning with his screeching and oo-oo-ah-ah crap and couldn't he just move in with Paris Hilton? I hear she killed her last pet monkey and is looking for a new one to neglect to death.
Anyway, here's the outcome of Cage's rage:
Oopsy! He almost got knocked out of his tree. Poor Peepers. I hope that he had a good hold on his bananas. By the way, who else thinks that TT looked completely stoned during these hijinks? The Chinister One must have found whatever Flipper left behind and it looks like it was the good shit. That's probably why he didn't come to the aid of Peepers. He didn't want to harsh his mellow.
After this foreshadowing of violence to come, Big Rig hatches an idea in that redneck brain of his and I'm surprised that no one has thought to do this yet. He takes Daisy a delicious breakfast to help her dispel the bad vibes left from London's departure. It seems that all it takes to get Daisy off to a good start in the morning is coffee...
I guess that he was under the impression that Daisy was a Keebler elf or a six year old. In the right light I can see how he could make that mistake. But the cool thing is that he actually did something nice for her and on her part, she doesn't look half bad without all the eye makeup and pink lipstick. She almost looks human. Ooooo! I just got an idea! They can remake that 'Mannequin' movie starring Daisy as a blow-up doll come to life! It could make millions on straight to DVD and star 12 Pack as her love interest with Fox as their deaf, dumb and blind hot neighbor. And it would have to be a porno. And Heather gets a cameo. Call me, Hollywood! I'm sure I could whip up a script for you in no time.
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Comments (10)
Still reading the recap but in regards to your champagne cocktail, I was introduced to something similar at Burning Man several years ago. They call it Shambles and it's vodka, champagne, and Red Bull. Nothing will get you trashed faster.
1 of 10 | Posted by themiki | Posted on May 28, 2009 12:36 PM
Says a lot about the level of commitment to Daisy when she doesn't even get to eliminate anyone. Wonder who'll drop out next?
One thing I really like is how the other guys are always laughing at Fox and Mr. Peepers.
Oh yeah, and Daisy was actually pretty before the plastic surgery. But then, the only reason she got her show is because of her blubbery rubber duckface and spastic arm movements.
Heather ought to take note of that.
2 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 28, 2009 1:50 PM
Oh, I forgot: there was a shot of Daisy during the episode where she looked a hell of a lot like Divine. I'd be really curious to see what Daisy will look like in another 20 years. Betcha it's frightening.
3 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on May 28, 2009 2:07 PM
"It's like his brain is made of teflon, it's a miracle he can speak. You have to wonder if he inhaled too many perm chemicals or if this is just God's way of reminding us that looks aren't everything. Either way, if he gets Alzheimers when he's old how will anyone be able to tell?"
LOL!! I think Zoolander was based on Fox. He's incredibly good looking, so it almost would be unfair for the poor thing to have a living brain cell.
4 of 10 | Posted by here4beer | Posted on May 29, 2009 4:22 AM
I've been trying to figure out what work Daisy had done between her stint on RoL and this douche-fest. There is definitely something different about her face, isn't there?
The problem with Fox is that he is a narcissist. So when they are kissing, he isn't thinking about the moment or about the pleasure or about her, he is thinking about himself. Does he look good while kissing? What is he going to say next etc. And he probably thought blurting that bit about brothers made him look like he was sharing. I dated a guy like that before, pretty and dumb. But at least he wasn't an asshole like Fox. You can only look at them for so long, but eventually you have to show them where the door is located... and how to operate it. Even Daisy will realize this eventually even though she isn't exactly MENSA material.
Thankee TMcS for enduring this crapladen (charisma-uniqueness-nerve-talent) of a show for our sakes.
5 of 10 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on May 29, 2009 7:24 AM
Great recap.
I think they should have kept the skunk and gotten rid of Fox.
6 of 10 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 29, 2009 9:15 AM
I keep hoping against hope that Fox is just acting dumb so he doesn't actually have to interact with anyone. He is awfully pretty though. And hilarious. I LOVE the bad 70's-porno-Shaft music they play whenever he's onscreen. **FOX!!**
7 of 10 | Posted by jadestarla | Posted on May 29, 2009 12:49 PM
Darling Twunty,
I'm so sorry you got stuck with this trainwreck, but I am totally loving that you're recapping it. I wish to God that there was a mini-cam filming you when watch the show, I bet you're a riot.
Poor Daisy, it must be so hard to have all the guys opt to leave. Even the Ikki twins got to eliminate their guys/gals.
Hugs,
Yenta
8 of 10 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on May 31, 2009 5:03 AM
Well, it looks like VH1 did not air a new episode this week which totally sucks since I would have preferred that to happen next week because I'll be at Bonnaroo. So, expect me to post earlier than normal.
I'm pissed to bacause it looks like it is going to be HIGHLY entertaining. I can't wait to see The Chinister One get his ass kicked, and just watch, knowing my luck Mr. Peepers with beat the shit out of Flex or something.
Love you guys, you crack me up with your comments every week. See you next Tuesday!
Love and Kisses
Twunty
9 of 10 | Posted by twunty mcslore | Posted on June 2, 2009 6:59 AM
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10 of 10 | Posted by CG13 | Posted on June 9, 2009 10:06 AM