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You can tell that she wants to believe him but that isn't the easiest thing in the world to do, go figure, and she must make up her mind (ha!) whether or not to keep him in the house. She tells Riki that he has to prove himself to her, blah blah, fight for her love, etc. etc. etc. and Riki tells her he's relieved because she's actually making sense for a change. We'll see how long that lasts, Gasmii.
You know, at first I thought, why on earth would a sensible person like Riki bring this loser back into the house? Why let a guy with nothing going for him, no job, who doesn't own a comb or soap, anywhere near our blow-up doll? It seems cruel but Riki has a theory. He thinks that she'll stop pining for him once she sees him in relation to the final four guys, he'll look like the pig that he is and everyone else will look like good guys in comparison. In other words, he's going to let Flex and 12 Pack hatch some plot to get rid of him while making him look bad, thereby doing all the dirty work for him. Sounds good to me.
All this drama and hard thinking is taking it's toll on Daisy's two brain cells because she forgets how to use a door. The Force is strong with this one.
Her decision is made so we all head down to watch her tell the guys. The reactions are priceless- Flex is pissed. 12 Pack is hella disappointed, TT looks resigned because what is he going to do about it? Throw more bottles and overturn another five pound bed? Please.
He should be really, really pissed because the arrival of London means that the available quantities of alcohol are about to hit an all time low. Get ready to beg for vodka again, turd.
And what about Peepers. The poor guy has reverted back to childhood and is dressed like Sonny Crockett, visions of speedboats filled with cocaine and hot Latin men filling his head. I think that London being there doesn't even register for him. He's too busy mourning his relationship with TT. He's barely present. His brain is replaying happier times with his buddy while his body is doing it's best "Weekend at Bernie's" imitation.
We get a chorus of guys calling bullshit on the London situation and their arguments all make perfect sense. He CHOSE to leave. He hasn't had to skateboard or cook for her love, or the biggest one of all, he hasn't had to sit there and listen to Fox all this time! He has in no way, shape or form paid his dues like they have and now he's just going to waltz in and take over? Screw that! They better have some Major League hazing planned for him next week or I'm going to be pissed, or make him relive the cage fights he missed out on.
Riki disappoints me yet again, but only in a minor way when he defends her decision by saying that Daisy still has feeeelings for London and needs some resolvement. Oh, Riki. RESOLUTION, my child, and stop digging around in daisy's stash, your IQ is taking a major hit this week.
They leave London to the wolves and he sits down on the one empty couch with a nice big cock-sucking grin on his face.
Don't let me down, Flex.
They all shake his hand like good sports who smile in your face before kicking your ass, except for TT. Once again, he's being a dumbass. Don't ever let anyone know that they are getting to you! You end up looking like a pussy, not the hard-ass you think you are.
Everyone leaves the room except for London and Peepers. He finally wakes up from his reverie and is all friendly to London, telling him that the boots he left behind are safely ensconced in Peepers' closet, right behind his Barbie Dream House. He also tells him that he can stay in his room if he'd like. Awwww! Is he moving on? I'm so proud of him! More baby sleepytime music plays and another angel gets it's wings. Or is it fairy?
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Comments (10)
I think Daisy and London ought to go on a double date with Jillian and Ed.
1 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on July 1, 2009 4:31 PM
Uuhhhhhh, wadda ya mean what are you going to do?!?! Find another show immediately dammit!!!!
Twunty, you crack me up every week. I love your take on these idiots.
I have to say I was sorry to see Mr Peepers go - it's like seeing a beloved pet die. Without the beloved part. I bet he's already built a shrine to TT in his basement.
LOVED the gif of her falling on her ass!! I could watch it over and over and over again. And I'm sure I will.
SWAK, PottyMouth
2 of 10 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on July 2, 2009 4:16 AM
Yes Twunty, you WILL find another show STAT to recap. What would we do without you? I agree with Potty. I had become more interested in following Peepers & TT's relationship than Dazey's. I'll miss the little monkey.
OK, London will end up winning, he will break her heart, bingo, bango, Dazey of Love II. That could be said about any one of these losers.
Who hasn't fallen for the hottie loser manipulator once or twice, maybe even thrice, ahem, but London? They're really asking a lot of us to believe that one.
Thanks Twunty, for another great one.
3 of 10 | Posted by shantigal | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:23 AM
I must say, this show has been much more entertaining than I expected. And the recaps are legen - wait for it - dary!
I'm glad that little wuss is gone, I couldn't stand to look at him any longer. I just feel a mix of pity and disdain for him. He needs a good psychiatrist, stat.
What does Daisy find hot about London? He's a nothing. In spite of myself, I kind of like Daisy - I think she's a nice person and she can look really pretty at times (I agree Twunty).
4 of 10 | Posted by spacevenus | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:28 AM
Bubbles from Charm School and Peepers should have a baby.
5 of 10 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 2, 2009 12:29 PM
Beebles? Puppers?
I'm really enjoying 12 Pack this season. Maybe it's because he reminds me of a Rock'em Sock'em Robot
And I keep wondering what drug he's been taking and whether there's any left over for me.
6 of 10 | Posted by itchy | Posted on July 2, 2009 1:20 PM
It has been a long time since I have laughed as hard as I did when you called Peepers an anorexic crip!!
And Slutty_Whore - your comment was priceless.
7 of 10 | Posted by ohionancy | Posted on July 2, 2009 2:05 PM
I think the difference between our hottie losers and hers, shantigal, is that ours were HOT.
We may criticize Jillian the Bachelorette for her bad taste in men (Wes), but she pales by comparison to this little gal. At least pick TT--he's a skinny, no-talent, but I think he is closer to being a decent guy.
If you're going to get your heart broken, it should be by 12-Pack or Flex! Preferably Flex, cuz he still has a package.
8 of 10 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on July 2, 2009 3:50 PM
Just wanted to say Twunty, great job, I know what a bitch it is getting through shows like this (remember "Double Shudder At Love"?) so kudos to you for doing a great job!
love, J-Mo :)
9 of 10 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 6, 2009 2:01 PM
I've got a good idea of what show you should recap next: Megan wants a millionaire. I almost pissed my pissed when I saw the comercial. I love to hate that ho and I hope they all knock her ass down a peg or two.
10 of 10 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on July 9, 2009 9:01 AM