She compliments Peepers on his loyalty and says goodbye, oh, and surprise, surprise. He cried ten times more when TT dissed him than when Daisy dumped him. You could tell that he made an effort to force some out but his tear duct only queefed a little.

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"I'm Branden, Real Homosexual!"

Well, everbody, how do you feel now that the lying scumbag with daddy issues is back? You certainly know how I feel. It's too bad this wasn't filmed in New Jersey. I would love for Teresa to flip a table over on him and then gnaw on his bones like the Cro-Magnon she is. Or she could hit him over the head with an solid onyx guitar.

Love you, Yenta! And everybody else. What am I going to do with myself when this show is over?

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Oh, that's right. Regrow the lining of my stomach.

Love and kisses,
Twunty McSlore

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Comments (10)

itchy:

I think Daisy and London ought to go on a double date with Jillian and Ed.

PottyMouth:

Uuhhhhhh, wadda ya mean what are you going to do?!?! Find another show immediately dammit!!!!

Twunty, you crack me up every week. I love your take on these idiots.

I have to say I was sorry to see Mr Peepers go - it's like seeing a beloved pet die. Without the beloved part. I bet he's already built a shrine to TT in his basement.

LOVED the gif of her falling on her ass!! I could watch it over and over and over again. And I'm sure I will.

SWAK, PottyMouth

shantigal:

Yes Twunty, you WILL find another show STAT to recap. What would we do without you? I agree with Potty. I had become more interested in following Peepers & TT's relationship than Dazey's. I'll miss the little monkey.

OK, London will end up winning, he will break her heart, bingo, bango, Dazey of Love II. That could be said about any one of these losers.

Who hasn't fallen for the hottie loser manipulator once or twice, maybe even thrice, ahem, but London? They're really asking a lot of us to believe that one.

Thanks Twunty, for another great one.

spacevenus:

I must say, this show has been much more entertaining than I expected. And the recaps are legen - wait for it - dary!

I'm glad that little wuss is gone, I couldn't stand to look at him any longer. I just feel a mix of pity and disdain for him. He needs a good psychiatrist, stat.

What does Daisy find hot about London? He's a nothing. In spite of myself, I kind of like Daisy - I think she's a nice person and she can look really pretty at times (I agree Twunty).

slutty_whore:

Bubbles from Charm School and Peepers should have a baby.

itchy:

Beebles? Puppers?

I'm really enjoying 12 Pack this season. Maybe it's because he reminds me of a Rock'em Sock'em Robot

And I keep wondering what drug he's been taking and whether there's any left over for me.

ohionancy:

It has been a long time since I have laughed as hard as I did when you called Peepers an anorexic crip!!

And Slutty_Whore - your comment was priceless.

pixielated:

I think the difference between our hottie losers and hers, shantigal, is that ours were HOT.

We may criticize Jillian the Bachelorette for her bad taste in men (Wes), but she pales by comparison to this little gal. At least pick TT--he's a skinny, no-talent, but I think he is closer to being a decent guy.

If you're going to get your heart broken, it should be by 12-Pack or Flex! Preferably Flex, cuz he still has a package.

J-Mo:

Just wanted to say Twunty, great job, I know what a bitch it is getting through shows like this (remember "Double Shudder At Love"?) so kudos to you for doing a great job!

love, J-Mo :)

cansnuts:

I've got a good idea of what show you should recap next: Megan wants a millionaire. I almost pissed my pissed when I saw the comercial. I love to hate that ho and I hope they all knock her ass down a peg or two.

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