Before we announce our winners, we have a quick clip reel of what Team Bruno's assets are and what Team Carrie Ann's are. Team Bruno has talent and Phil and Zack can do things on the dance floor that Chris admits, "Qis and I can never do." But, Qis points out, Team Bruno is boring (true). Team Carrie Ann's asset is excitement. Zack isn't so convinced. He says they use lots of smoke and mirrors. Mariel calls it controlled craziness, however, saying it's fun to watch. Lacey, in her best moment all year (way to end it on a high note, gal) says they're just "cute" but not much else. Zack admmits, however, that Team Carrie Ann does have another asset, chemistry. Both teams ultimately feel they deserve to win, but there can only be one winner.
After a bunch of talk about feelings and happiness, from Bruno and Carrie Ann we find out who won this crapfest and will be getting a deal from Hollywood Records - TEAM BRUNO. The winners' family members are pumped and Bruno starts rolling around on stage like a crazy person saying "Thank you!"
Uh oh, he's having another episode
Carrie Ann is taking it surprisingly well, and says that her team has great things coming to it. Alyssa meanwhile, sits smugly in the corner. I always knew I liked her. Readers, it was fun...well, cheesy fun, but fun nonetheless. Oh, and if you liked me making fun of Bruno's Italian accent jokes, then I hope you'll watch That's Amore on MTV and read tvgasm's recaps, because that's where you'll be seeing Hayhor next. Until then readers!
Arrivederci!
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Comments (5)
First of all, HayHor let me say, way to take one for the team in having to recap this show. Your recaps made it a lot more entertaining than it actually was. I must mention the fact that Lachey said "The winner of the FIRST Dance Wars is..." and that he also said see you next season. Now is this hopeful conjecture on his part or is it a done deal? I'm not sure I'll be watching Season 2. Guess it depends what else is on at the time. I was a little surprised Team Bruno won, but I agree that Kelsey is one hot little number. Some of the new "Dancing Stars" are pretty interesting choices. You are right about Adam Carolla, he definitely gets on my female nerves for some reason. So anyway, I was not really planning on watching That's Amore, because I am biologically of an age where the only thing I'm supposed to do with MTV is bitch about remembering the days when they actually played videos. And Remote Control, hey-o, that was a great show. But anyway, I'll still be reading your recaps.
1 of 5 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on February 20, 2008 2:51 AM
BTW, the Happy Feet caption was priceless! Drew was actually a good dancer on DWTS but he looked pretty damn awkward with some of the steps in that number.
2 of 5 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on February 20, 2008 4:41 AM
this may sound stupid but wouldn't marlee matlin have trouble dancing and keeping the beat if she cant hear the music?
please someone help me out here
3 of 5 | Posted by angelbayyb | Posted on February 20, 2008 9:32 AM
I think the plan is to use an intricate light-signal system. Kind of like Richard Dreyfuss' touching rendition of the Beatles "Beautiful Boy" in Mr. Holland's Opus. That way Marlee can use her overdeveloped 4 senses.
Actually, that's all made up. I'm sure they'll have some kind of system that will be a good 5 minutes of filler on the show as they explain it to us. But hey, if a shrewy, gimp divorcee can do it, why not a seemingly sweet, nonthreatening deaf person?!?
4 of 5 | Posted by HayHor | Posted on February 20, 2008 11:52 AM
HayHor, since Team Bruno won a recording contract, what name do you think they are going to record under? The Douche, The Mormon, The Hottie, and The Other Girl?
5 of 5 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on February 20, 2008 12:52 PM