Our contestants start off the show with "Spice Up Your Life" from the Spice Girls. This, my reader friends, is ironic because, like the Spice Girls, they're all wearing a a loud pink/purplish plaid, which makes some people look good (Our token nice Christian girl Chastity in the black tube top and short school girl skirt - she looks like a Mary Magdalene than Marie Osmond tonight), some people look bad (Elizabeth, in a full body pleather outfit with a pink plaid skirt on top of it that makes her look like something Pat Fields would make after watching the Matrix on acid) , and others just tragic (Zach in his Village People construnction worker outfit). Nonetheless, despite the big first dance number with both groups, this is the first week teams face off for competition, so brace yourselves folks, this DANCE WAR is gonna get ugly.
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Comments (3)
HayHor, let me give you some love for recapping this show. I was in a hurry and I FF'd through most of the show, (basically ALL of it except the dances themselves) basking in the warm glow of the knowledge that you would be there to inform us of any "important" developments.
1 of 3 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on January 25, 2008 4:11 AM
BTW, the chick wearing the black bustier thing and short flippy skirt in the first number, must have been Chastity, that outfit made her gut look poochy (although I know it isn't). Someone in wardrobe must not like her much.
2 of 3 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on January 25, 2008 4:19 AM
"He also forgot to mention that, like himself, it's loud and begs for your attention."
That line killed me. Great job.
3 of 3 | Posted by susanarosa | Posted on January 25, 2008 10:59 AM