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Dancing With The Stars: What Else Can We Come Up With to Fill Two Whole Hours?

This week on Dancing With The Stars: In order to fill the two hours we're allotted with only 7 couples remaining, we're going to have a team dance competition!

Should have named them Team Douche-o and Team Wango.

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Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Dance Off!

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results: illegal alien band, hate crimes against handicap people, and a midget suicide! Come on in!

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Better be careful wearing that shirt around MethFace. He's totally gonna try to break you open.

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Dancing With The Stars: Who Cares, Maks is Gone Again

This week on Dancing With The Stars: With the threat of a double elimination looming, our dancers settle their differences by virtue of a dance war!

Whoever originally said the quote, "Make Love, Not War" definitely did not have this in mind.

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Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Norah Jonezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This week on Dancing With the Stars Results: Nora Jones pulls a Flash Forward and America revolts against skinny blondes.

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They should have made her sing "Thriller".

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Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Invades (Too Bad it Wasn't The Plague)

This week on Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Attacks. Mark Balls and Ken Doll are infected, Ken Doll overwhelmed to the point of temporary decommission. Will we ever be able to Paso Doble or Argentine Tango without our favorite Dancing Doll Action Figure?

Replace the "F" with a "G" and the "LU" with an "AY" and you've got Ken Doll's real problem.

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Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Honk for Shakira

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off!

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Hey! I want one!

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Dancing With The Stars: Four new ways to make an ass out of yourself!

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Our couples will be assigned one of four never before seen dance styles! Lambada! Cheesier than porn! Bolero! What the eff is that? Country 2-Step! Get the soon to be released instructional video at Walmart! Charleston! Just for Donny Osmond!

This is my excited face. You just can't tell because it's had more work done on it than an '85 Ford Truck!

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Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Flying Midgets and Stefani Cinnabons

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Joss Stone is an equal opportunity employer!

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And...the Flying Midget makes a deal with the Midget Devil.

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Dancing With the Stars Results PicCap: Beautiful in its Own Bizarre Way

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, the tanning machine in George Hamilton's guest room is plugged back in and Kathy Ireland re-signs her deal with the devil.

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Come on in. Couldn't be more painful than Kelsey's new show.

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Dancing With The Stars: Fruit Bar

Hello sweeties! It's night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it's the women's turn to strut their stuff or bust their asses. Either way works for me. Let's jump right on in.

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This guy needs his own spinoff.