From left to right: Sara Evans, George W. Bush, and a man with allegedly over "100 nude photographs of himself in a state of arousal."

Earlier today, we learned that Sara Evans would be dropping out of Dancing with the Stars, despite clearly being the most limber, rhythmic, and talented cast member yet. We knew she needed personal time with her family in the wake of having filed for divorce, but what we didn't know was how scandalous her life was about to become. According to the AP, the divorce papers allege that Evans' husband, Craig Schelske, was adulterous, emotionally and verbally abusive, drank a lot, and oh yeah, watched porn EVERYWHERE. The papers also state that Schleske "has at least 100 nude photographs of himself in a state of arousal." Something tells me these weren't campaign photos for his website. Nevertheless, Sara seems like a sweetheart, and hopefully this will all sort itself out peacefully. I just hope she employs a black light before she touches anything else in her house...

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