It all comes down to Wayne Newton and Cheryl versus Floyd and Karina. How is Mark Cuban staying in this game? Is he paying people to vote for him? Can I get on that gravy train? As the red light illuminates their not very shocked faces, I note Wayne scrubbed the magic marker off from under his nose, but he kept the ponytail he borrowed from the dad on Dharma and Greg. Then Tom announces that, sadly, Wayne's run comes to an end. Is anyone really amazed by this? During Wayne and Cheryl's tango, it looked like the botox had atrophied the man's entire body. We'll all miss his perma-smile, though.
Would we know if Wayne was crying?
That's it, kids...although I'm starting a pool for next week: I'm gonna guess the stars of ABC's new shows Women's Murder Club and Samantha Who? will be in the audience. Place your bets now. No prizes or money...just braggin' rights.
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