Tom and Samantha return to narrow the number of couples still in the running to be American's Next Top Model, or whatever it is these guys win, and the first pair saved is Mark and Kym. What??? These guys had the lowest score, and Mark can't possibly have the number of fans these other celebrities have accumulated...so how the heck is he staying in this competition? C'mon. Somewhere at ABC is a vote counter with his or her pants on fire. And that means one of the higher scoring couples is in the bottom two. Turns out to be Maks and Mel B. getting the short end of the stick. Perhaps this is payback for that infernal Wannabe song.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
The two of them are bathed in the evil red glow, along with the other couple in danger, Floyd and Karina. It isn't very shocking the boxer is in the bottom ranks, as he's got about as much dancing talent as a cantaloupe, but Maks and Mel? Last night was the first time I enjoyed them. Plus I'm looking forward to the footage next week of Maks with the rest of the Spice Girls: Middle-Age Spice, Arthritis Spice, Stale Spice, and Gold-Digger Spice.
After much shilly-shallying, Tom Bergeron finally eliminates...Floyd and Karina. If I was Len, I would say Floyd has been knocked out. Luckily for all of us, I'm not that cheesy. Floyd doesn't look particularly broken up about leaving. After all, he's got a fight to train for, and if he wins that he stands to gain a lot more than a mirror ball trophy.
"This light does nothing for my complexion..."
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