Len loved the dance - especially how they did the "freckle" - whatever THAT dance move is. I REALLY wish this show had playback. He critiques her on her posture though. She's not British, LEN - not everyone dances around like Mary fucking Poppins. Bruno loved it but nails it her for the posture. And THEN there's Carrie... who's CRYING! WHAT?!? She has EMOTIONAL CAPABILITY?!?! Carrie's all choked up and tells Marlee how much the dance truly "touched her". You sure that's not Len under the table? He's looking a little viagra-frisky tonight.
Then the scores - Carrie gives an 8 (boo! Looks like those were crocodile tears!) as does Len and Bruno. Useless Samantha (she fucked up reading her cue card - so the "Useless" is back again) asks Marlee what needs to happen for her to finally beat Kristi. One of the other contestants (or maybe Derek) yells out "A shotgun!" and Marlee signs "An Asteroid hit!" HOLY SHIT PEOPLE! Run Yamaguchi-san RUN!!!
Meanwhile Fabian says he was trying not to cry on the dance floor and "not look like a - a you-know-what"! A what Fabian?!? A WHAT?!? A F...A...Bian? Hmmm? Too late. You already opened your mouth 6 episodes ago. I still have glitter in my eye from it.
Up next - Mario! He's looking to recover from last week's debacle. During rehearsal he says he's fighting to stay in the competition because it's "life or death"! IF only! How fun would THAT show be?!?! They could do a whole trap-door-to-fire-pit elimination show!
Karina wants to get him into shape for the Pasa Doble - so she decides to make him bench press her:
Big deal. I'd like to see you bench press MJW. THEN I'll be impressed.
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Comments (8)
"Toe pick!" (100 cool points if you can name that movie!)
Is it Cutting Edge??
1 of 8 | Posted by gasmilicous | Posted on April 10, 2008 10:14 AM
100 cool points to "gasmilicous"!!! Gotta love you some DB and Moira!
2 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on April 10, 2008 10:32 AM
Cristian is still the most sexy. (but he really doesn't have a lot of competition.)
Jason still looks like he should get aboard the mother ship and fly back to mars. I was thinking he should grow his hair out to alleviate the ALIEN look but his hairline starts at the back of his head. Ugh.
I want to like chubbers but sometimes she just appears so needy and desperate.
3 of 8 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on April 10, 2008 1:10 PM
Chubbers reminds me so much of Mary Lou Retton.
Thanks again for the great recap. I was just saying to my SO that it reminded me of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 or something like that. I laughed 'til I cried.
4 of 8 | Posted by squibby | Posted on April 10, 2008 5:42 PM
Um, fun speculation about Edyta and Jason's off-camera relationship (or most likely not) aside... you *are* aware she's married to hottie pro dancer Alec Mazo (winner of the first season of DWTS), right?
Fun recaps, keep up the great work.
5 of 8 | Posted by spacecadet | Posted on April 10, 2008 6:33 PM
Yes it is The Cutting Edge!
6 of 8 | Posted by User Name | Posted on April 11, 2008 8:34 AM
bBitz - great recap! Getting excited for tonight. A couple of things for you...lifts are not allowed on DWTS unless it is a "freestyle" round. In seasons past they have come down hard on anyone that does a lift. In Pri Pri's dance she did one of those lifts where the woman is supposed to drag her foot, but her foot didn't drag so they called it a lift and thus docked her points.
As for the capes...the Paso Doble is supposed to be the dance between the bullfighter and the cape, or something like that, so thus the capes...and the long skirts the women whip around like capes...
7 of 8 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on April 14, 2008 11:50 AM
Thanks LLNC92! You need to take Samantha's place! Much more useful!
8 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on April 14, 2008 11:11 PM