They perform their Pasa Doble and it's FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!! LOVE IT!!! CHUBBERS YOU ROCK! I'm so proud of our little Broadway babe! She's fast, furious, passionate and she's actually DANCING! LOVE IT! Just look at this VIXEN:
"GIVE IT TO ME TONY! I CAN TAKE IT! I did Broadway with Harvey FUCKING Firestein!"
And the judges love it! Although Carrie is totally a bitch at the beginning - taunting Chubbers with a "What?!" before she tells her it was "fantastic". Len congratulates the "new" Marissa and says "if your back next week keep it up!" EWW. He didn't have to add that! Dick! Bruno gives her love too and Chubbers goes NUTSO!
The judges give her... 8's across the board! BOOO!!!! I TOTALLY think she deserved better! At least one 9!! BASTARDS!!
And that's it! Kristi and Jason take the top spots while Adam (rightfully so) is at the bottom of the pile. So what do you all think? Do you think Adam's SHANNANIGANS will get him booted?!? Was Jason or Kristi better? And most importantly - wasn't Chubbers totally ROBBED?!?! DISH IT!!!
« Step it Up and Dance: Nomi Malone sticks it to Cristal Connors yet again. | Main | Idol Gives Back 2: Give Me the Two and a Half Hours You Stole From Me and I'll Send My Own Goddamn Mosquito Net »
Comments (8)
"Toe pick!" (100 cool points if you can name that movie!)
Is it Cutting Edge??
1 of 8 | Posted by gasmilicous | Posted on April 10, 2008 10:14 AM
100 cool points to "gasmilicous"!!! Gotta love you some DB and Moira!
2 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on April 10, 2008 10:32 AM
Cristian is still the most sexy. (but he really doesn't have a lot of competition.)
Jason still looks like he should get aboard the mother ship and fly back to mars. I was thinking he should grow his hair out to alleviate the ALIEN look but his hairline starts at the back of his head. Ugh.
I want to like chubbers but sometimes she just appears so needy and desperate.
3 of 8 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on April 10, 2008 1:10 PM
Chubbers reminds me so much of Mary Lou Retton.
Thanks again for the great recap. I was just saying to my SO that it reminded me of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 or something like that. I laughed 'til I cried.
4 of 8 | Posted by squibby | Posted on April 10, 2008 5:42 PM
Um, fun speculation about Edyta and Jason's off-camera relationship (or most likely not) aside... you *are* aware she's married to hottie pro dancer Alec Mazo (winner of the first season of DWTS), right?
Fun recaps, keep up the great work.
5 of 8 | Posted by spacecadet | Posted on April 10, 2008 6:33 PM
Yes it is The Cutting Edge!
6 of 8 | Posted by User Name | Posted on April 11, 2008 8:34 AM
bBitz - great recap! Getting excited for tonight. A couple of things for you...lifts are not allowed on DWTS unless it is a "freestyle" round. In seasons past they have come down hard on anyone that does a lift. In Pri Pri's dance she did one of those lifts where the woman is supposed to drag her foot, but her foot didn't drag so they called it a lift and thus docked her points.
As for the capes...the Paso Doble is supposed to be the dance between the bullfighter and the cape, or something like that, so thus the capes...and the long skirts the women whip around like capes...
7 of 8 | Posted by LNNC92 | Posted on April 14, 2008 11:50 AM
Thanks LLNC92! You need to take Samantha's place! Much more useful!
8 of 8 | Posted by bBitz | Posted on April 14, 2008 11:11 PM