And now for a performance by James Blunt! Oh James... why do you look like you're in physical pain every time you sing?
"You're beautifuuuuull - it's true - and I got sprayed with mace - and it's in my faaace - and I don't know what to do..."
Two world champion dancers, Eric and Georgia, join him and do a fantastic job. They're so good that it makes you realize what we're missing out on because of the "stars". The professional dancers can never do fun moves like this because the "stars" are barely able to do the grape vine without having a melt down:
Question though - and I don't mean to be gross - but seriously - where does he put his hand?! And is that comfortable for her? And how would you feel if that was your wife? Or husband? And what if she's gassy? There's just too many variables to comprehend with this move. Looks great though.
They did like 10 AMAZING moves after this one - this move was by far the best:
He holds her up and goes from laying down to STANDING all while holding her above his head. WHAT?!?!? It was crazy. If you haven't seen the whole thing you have to find it online and watch it. BEST DANCE OF THE SEASON!!!! Not even James Blunt could fuck it up!
Back in the green room, Useless Samantha is interviewing Cristian about being in the bottom two. He's whining and bitching about it. Looks like the spanish isn't paying off like he hoped it would. Pobrecito.
And now - another safe couple announced - Mario and Karina! And CHUBBERS and Tony!!! YEAH!!! I love it! Go Chubbers! You can't stop the beat!
The next couple to be in the bottom two is... Priscilla and Louis! AWWW!!! Pri-Pri!!! Say it ain't so! Uh-oh - she's totally screwed. There's no way she danced better than Cristian. Len reminds us that one wrong move can cost you the competition. Yup - it's totally gonna be Pri-Pri. Aaaand - it is! Pri-Pri is going home!
Let's take a look at the reactions:
Uhhh - wtf?!? Pri-Pri's psyched and Cheryl is crying! Looks like they both equally hate spending time with their partners! Cheryl's clearly thinking, "OH FUCK. I can't take anymore of this MORON."
Pri-Pri comments that it's been a life-changing journey and she's learned so much. AND Tom reminds us all that she is NOT running a psychic hotline. Apparently, ever since the April Fool's Day segment when they all OBVIOUSLY were joking around about fake-jobs, some FRIGGIN' idiots thought she was serious and they've been asking for the number. Really people?!? Really?!? I know she seems like that type of person - but it was in the same segment as Kristi saying she was a hot dog eating champion!!! UGH. If you people are reading this - do the world a favor and practice swallowing your tongue.
And on that note - we're done! What does everyone think?! Was Pri-Pri booted too early!? How amazing were those dancers??! And most importantly, how many nights will the losing kids from the kids competition be forced to sleep outside after tonight?!? DISH IT!!!
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Comments (2)
Bbitz your recaps crack me up everytime. I'd have to quote the whole thing if I wanted to show you where I laughed. Your captions are the best though. Thanks for writing!
1 of 2 | Posted by zbird | Posted on April 29, 2008 8:09 PM
Your recaps are hilarous :) But could we tone down some of the racial stuff a wee bit? Yikes.
Oh and for the record, his hand is EXACTLY where you think it is. let's just hope everyone showers both before and after that move.
2 of 2 | Posted by lawyerjenn | Posted on April 30, 2008 6:39 AM