... Champions are made! Welcome to the finals of Dancing with the Stars! I'm bBitz and I'm back from an extended stay with my friend "Mono"! Good times kids - nothing like gargling salt water and popping antibiotics like Pez on your BIRTHDAY. Anyways - sorry to miss last week - but let's end it with a bang!
Tom and Useless Samantha come on out and kick off the show. Meanwhile the camera zooms by the sidelines and we see all the previously axed contenders from this season. It's a sad lil' line-up of celebrities spending their 15th minute.
Our finalists are introduced! It's Jason and Edyta! Cristian and Cheryl! And Kristi and Mark! I have to admit - I'm kind of pulling for Jason at this point. I love Kristi but Jason's the underdog. And Cristian de la Bionic Arm just aggravates me. He's like a dumb puppy you wouldn't mind losing.
First up - we have a "Cha Cha Cha" face off! Oooh! I hope it's nothing like "Face Off" the movie. I'm still waiting for my money back on that one Mr. Travolta.
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Comments (2)
Completely unimpressed with Jason's chest. (He needs to work out!)
"Ham on a roll." Very funny and pretty accurate.
1 of 2 | Posted by weasel dearest | Posted on May 23, 2008 1:05 PM
LOL ... great recap! Playing the backside of K's vajayjay like a banjo ... too funny.
Didn't Len say he could see Jason in his speedo and himself in his thong? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Dontcha love the Michael Jackson arm band that Crisitan is sporting?
2 of 2 | Posted by caligal | Posted on May 31, 2008 8:25 PM