LOLOLOLOL! That was seriously funny! I love Cloris whether she can dance or not. Ted needed to go because I couldn't take the porno faces he was making. Gross. Speaking of gross. Kim Kardashian needs to get off my TV. Ugh!
Poor Toni, I like her but you had me laughing like crazy at her.
Love you!

I'm crying right now because my diaphragm hurts from laughing so hard (and before anyone gets started, I mean the abdomincal muscle tissue, not my birth control device). Is it just me or did Lacy steal Jerrell's Kenley Spears outfit? She looks just like her! Cloris is the bestest thing here... and come ON, who on this show has got a better resumé?... she was on Mary Tyler Moore (before MTM became Queen Scary Starving Arms) then got her own spinoff show, then played Nurse Diesel for Mel Brooks AND she was on the "Facts Of Life"! What more could you ask for?

Great recap, much love to you!

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. Oprah still sucks! Bwahahahahahahaha!

Loved the recap, especially the photos from the results show. "And most could die at any momentest."

Thanks for the shirtless Maks photo. Maybe those should be included in recaps for all the shows reviewed on this site. I'm just sayin'...

Life is too short to watch this - but your recaps are rediculous funny.

J-Mo: Don't forget Cloris in Young Frankenstien!

Wish I could just see the parts with Cloris. So many bad TV shows - so little time.

fire@will... OMG, you're so right, I can't believe I forgot her as Frau Blücher! ((**Kenley laughs**))

love, J-Mo :)

Cloris Leachman RUINS the show. All her tacky, whorish behavior is really unbecoming in a woman her age. Cloris Leachman drags this fine show into the gutter. I said the gutter.

Having said that I LURV Cloris on THE MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW and your recapping of her antics was the funniest part of your recap.

Cloris has a Norma Desmond quality going on that is SO PATHETIC and SO DESPERATE.
OMG look what Cloris Leachman has become. From the heights of the LAST PICTURE SHOW and an Academy Award to this; grabbing at men's crotches on national TV. It's sad, sad, sad. I can't wait to see her next week! I'm sure she's going to take out her sagging breasts and show them to everyone before she's finally taken back to the mental institution.

Love Rocco (Oh-la-la!). Love Mambolicious Ted. (Oh, wait he's gone already.) Hate that big, fat, skank Oprah.

What the hell.... Flipit recapping my most favorite show!!!

Cheryl only does half splits because if she did a full split, she'd stick to the floor.

Loved your recap, but Maks is mine! You can have Bruno.

flip--
"Is she unable to go all the way down or is there a rule not to make the janitors have to come out and mop up between sets? OK that was uncalled for. Sorry." uncalled for, are you sure? i'm pretty sure i heard her calling it. and it was just as good as anyone could have hoped.

funniest recap ever. no lies.

that isn't a kercheif!!! it's a POCKET SQUARE!!! remember, straigh guy's contribution to society that will love on long after he was booted from PR?

POCKET SQUARE (why do i keep hearing horsey laughs in the background???)

I would love to see Oprah on DWTS.
Or Andy Rooney.

This isn't really my show, but too fun to read your recap flip!!! I caught bits of it at my friends, and it looks like Cheryl has been eating all the hamburgers the girls of 90210 should be having--is it distortion of my friends flat screen, I swear everyone looks extra wide, like the proportions are off . . . anyone?

Why do I just instantly hate disney kids . . . they're so precocious!!! I agree that Phylis Diller, oops, I mean Cloris, is an attention whore, but I still love her in the "I hate this show, please blasphemize it" way.

I want to love Toni, and unbreak her heart, but I hate the wounded who keep harping on their wounds . . . it was my hypochondriac mother--don't judge!!!

And J-mo, if it was your birth control device, that's some deep laughter!!!!

OMFG! Oh wah. Maybe you should stop wandering around the beach alone and GET A JOB.

Okay, back to read the rest of the recap. That just keeeled me. You say what the rest of us think and that slays me. LOL!

OMG - too much to quote that is TFF - both in comments and your recap. I LOVE the added commentary on the commercials.

juddfan - I was thinking the same about Cheryl. Maybe she is making some $ with her dance school and can eat now?

I get that TV embarrassment when Cloris is on but at the same time I want more!

Flipit;

Great recap! Now I have to mop up the Diet Dr. Pepper that I sprayed all over the place. Twice.

Can't help with the Blue Skies question, sorry.

Chloris (and anyone 80 or over that has the guts to go on a show like this) gets a free pass to do ANYTHING she likes! Yes, it may not be some folks' aesthetics, but she put in her time and earned her stripes. And if she wants to grab for the cute young guy's meat - GO GOR IT! I'd much rather see that than the guy munching on Kim's ass.

... and Oprah sucks the big one! Always will!

Lots O' Love

Thanks for pointing out the thing about Maks. It's unfair how hot he is and there is no other comparable man eye candy on the show.

Blue Skies = Cialis commercials. Erections are fun!