Since Misty died during rehearsal, Maks comes back to do her dance anyway. As a tribute. He is dressed like Urkel and making no effort to show his pecs or butt, so I say this tribute was offensive.
Misty is rolling over in her grave right now.
These two stay in step with each other, but they sound off the music. Who cares? Too much clothing. At the end they both fall down.
Rudest tribute ever.
The first safe couple is Brooke and Derrick, and the second is Cloris and Corky! Who says you need to be able to dance to win this show? Go Cloris! Stand up, old people! If you guys had banded together like this a few years ago Dr Quinn Medicine Woman would still be on the air. Or Murder She Wrote, for that matter. Ah well, it's nice to see you making an effort now.
Outside, a two ninety nine a plate dinner cruise pulls up and Kool and the Gang gets off! I just wet my pants!
Not cuz I peed. I knocked over my iced tea reaching for the remote.
For some reason, all of the dancers come out dressed like LaLucci. Is it her time to go?
And they are just as all over the place.
Backstage, Cloris makes mincemeat out of Useless, who just stutters over her words and talks way too loud.
Who is this woman and why is she YELLING?
Onstage Tom talks about how he was trying to understand what the f Cloris was talking about but then he got a migraine and stopped listening. Because the host of America's Funniest Home Videos and Hollywood Squares is used to such deep, stimulating conversation at work. Shut up, Tom! You're closer to being in her shoes than you know!
Maybe she can borrow one of your giant cue cards one day, hack.
Next up are the Rockettes, who are dressed the same color as their skin and the floor. Dinah Lohan insists that she was a Rockette even though there's no record of it, so whenever I see them I imagine little Lindsay backstage snorting lines off a stagehands ass while she waits for mommy to get done working.
Way to stand out.
JHud comes out and does a piece from The Vagina Monlogues to prove she deserves her Oscar. Sorry, but I saw Tootie in that show so it can't count as an acting piece. Good to see you all rich and happy though, girl!
This is the same face she made when she got kicked off Idol!
Meanwhile, Tom has death breath.
There's a segment about the choreographers, but unfortunately they aren't wearing glitter or stretch pants so I can't pay attention.
Dance off!
This is the spot where Misty died.
Dancing is dangerous guys! Montage of dancers getting dropped on their heads.
I'm sorry. No one cares about your bionic eye anymore. Not since Misty.
Back of Mary Magdalene! No, he won't support you and your children!
Please don't let her in the ambulance.
You'll pay for this Tanya Harding! And....heart attack.
Warren and Kym are safe! Toni and Alec are safe!
Woohoooo! I'm goin' to Carl's Jr!
Since Misty's lupus finally got her, no one will be going home tonight. But their crap scores will be added to next week's crap scores. The loser would have been....Rocco!! LOL. I can't wait to see him dancing with that insecurity next week. Poor guy. Maybe he'll as the costumer to degay him a bit next week. If he doesn't get the boobie vote, he's screwed. That blouse will not win him that vote.
Anyhoo, thanks for being here! What do you think! Was Dina Lohan a Rockette? Is Cloris Leachman blowing America? Did anyone understand through the shouting what the f JHud's song is about?
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Comments (7)
Why couldn't they get an old person who could at least dance a few steps? It's kind of embarrassing to see poor Cloris out there just walking around, although I admire her spirit.
They had an article in the local paper today about an 85 year old man who still swing dances! Not only that, but they have a picture of him LIFTING a woman--and sometimes he dances with TWO women. Now, that's a real man in my book.
He started in the Army and used to dance at the old Savoy ballroom. I'm sure that there aren't many like him, but there must be an 80 year old celeb who can fox trot or something.
1 of 7 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on October 9, 2008 8:04 PM
Did anyone else catch the part on the performance show where Cloris was babbling to the judges about how she just wanted 1's? I don't know if she meant she wanted a 10 - delusional much? - or whether she wanted to be scored with 1's so she could just go home or WTF that was about.
2 of 7 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on October 10, 2008 5:06 AM
Haven't watched in years - but from the recaps (and comments) sounds like Cloris is the main attraction this season.
Love the recaps!
3 of 7 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on October 10, 2008 10:25 AM
Cloris has to be getting all the old people votes because she is getting dissed big time on all these message boards. Cloris may be funny yet annoying, but I feel bad for these people who are actually trying to improve and getting kicked off while she who isn't dancing at all is still staying on.
Warren is my favorite too, I hope he wins although I know Brooke is going to win, I hope he gets second place thought.
4 of 7 | Posted by bigjr6633 | Posted on October 10, 2008 4:13 PM
I couldn't believe how many times they reminded us about Misty's injury.
We get it all ready! We got it the first time.
Also, am I the only one that gets irritated by Cloris??? I don't think she's funny.
5 of 7 | Posted by blane | Posted on October 10, 2008 5:03 PM
I think Cloris is making old people look bad, personally.
I read on AOL that Tara Reid wants to be on DWTS, but they don't think she is "family-oriented" enough. What about Corky and Cloris doing all that dry-humping every week? Doesn't really seem appropriate. Of course, that is Corky's idea, I'm assuming, to distract from the lack of actual dancing.
6 of 7 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on October 11, 2008 12:12 AM
cloris is fucking hilarious.
7 of 7 | Posted by gitgo | Posted on October 11, 2008 9:39 PM