Susan and Tony's Tango may be dramatic, but she still can't dance for shit. I think she's another one without a musical bone in her body. She's really good at the fake slapping, though.
Carrie Ann "holla!"s Susan. Len thinks it was not a timid dance and calls it her best dance yet. Bruno says she showed her "tough broad" interior. The scores: 8, 8, 8, for a total of 24 (their best yet) and a combined total of 45, putting her in first for now.
Last week Brooke Burke and her partner Derek fought and made up in two minutes of footage and got the first 10 of this season. Will there be such drama again this week? To celebrate and prepare for their Samba, Derek takes Brooke out to see some real Brazilian dancers. Where the hell is this place where women dance around in bikinis? In New York we call it the Hawaiian Tropic Zone.
He's so eyeing the belt.
Damn, they look good. Brooke had the moves down in rehearsal, so this should be awesome. Seriously, game over. Brooke Burke is sooo winning this season. She looks like a real ballroom dancer! And that did not look easy, either.
Len thought the dance was too erotic. Bruno interrupts him to say he's crazy, but Len continues that he didn't like all the story bits but thought the actual dance parts were good. Bruno says "a sex bomb has hit the building." Seriously, sometimes his compliments sound like insults. Did he just call them roadkill? Oooh, raunchy. I like my version of events better. Scores: 9. 8. 9, for a total of 26 and a combined total of 54.
Your boobies were distracting.
Lance and Lacey are doing the tango this week and are still trying to find the right balance between tradition and "making it their own." Apparently making it their own this week entails a lot of black eyeliner on Lance and dead eyes from Lacey. She's all jerky and distracting tonight. I thought the professional was supposed to be the good one in the pair. She's overcompensating, but for what, I do not know.
Your eye makeup is bringin me down, man.
Bruno liked their quirky tango. Carrie Ann expected more Lance, and thinks he hasn't shown all he can do in the past, but finally came through tonight. Well the other judges haven't been the problem, it's been Len. Carrie Ann gets hilariously insulted when Len compares her to Paula Abdul. Hey, you earned that titled tonight, you dolt. Scores: 9, 8, 9, for a total of 26 and a combined total of 48.
Last up tonight is Warren Sapp. He and Kym are dancing the Samba this week, and Warren is excited to get his party on. In performance, Warren isn't looking quite as smooth as he has in previous weeks, but I still love him. I'm missing the hip movements, though he's still surprisingly light on his feet. It just feels slow and not as exuberant as past weeks.
Calm down, Cloris.
Carrie Ann thought they were not as good as last week. She says for him to focus on the dancing and not on the winking, because that's how he's getting his scores. Len calls them a joy to watch, but agrees with Carrie Ann's assessment. Bruno calls him a crows pleaser, but thinks Warren was resting on his laurels this week. Scores: 8, 7, 7 for a total of 22 and a combined total of 47. Cloris wanders into the frame, pleased because she too got 22 points tonight! Yeah, in that context that's kind of harsh.
So suck it!
And now for a quick rundown of the results show!
After Tom makes fun of Len for getting offended by Brooke's boobs, Len says that the judges have chosen to see Lacy and Lance again. Not because they were particularly good, but he wanted to see if Lacy will make an effort to not look completely bored off her butt this time.
Nope.
Then, the editors make fun of Cody in a fake political attack ad.
So rude. I love it. Turns out there's a point to this segment. Cody is getting his own spinoff. It's the first gay twink Bachelor!
You all get roses!
Scared? So is Tom.
This look doesn't leave Tom's face for the rest of the night.
Backstage, Samantha earns her name while putting me to sleep. Again.
Useless.
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Comments (3)
I think the whole dead eyes, jerky movement deal was because Lance and Lacey were supposed to be dolls or something like that...
1 of 3 | Posted by jenday23 | Posted on October 19, 2008 12:13 PM
You are soooo right! Susan Lucci can't dance! I just don't understand why these judges fawn all over her, especially Len. It must be because she's the oldest living soap opera star on ABC,
2 of 3 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on October 19, 2008 5:03 PM
"In the middle of the number they will find out he's her son."
LOL A soap script reference! Love it!
3 of 3 | Posted by cattyfan | Posted on October 20, 2008 9:17 AM