Last, but certainly not least, Warren Sapp and Kym are rehearsing the Rumba. Since Brooke is also doing the Rumba and can out-sex anyone, Kym wants to bring a storyline to their dance to top Brooke. With Brooke's injury, Warren "smells blood in the water," and he's going for it.
OK you win. Don't hurt me.
In performance, Warren looks smooth and sways his hips with the best of them. I love how committed he is to his dances week after week. His faces are the best ever. I'm just afraid that tiny piece of fabric Kym calls a dress is going to fall off at some point in this routine.
Whoever took Rocco's mom's seat at the side of stage is getting quite a show right about now.
TLOTD thought it was a very entertaining routine, though he wanted more dancing. Can you haul a woman around the dance floor with the ease of Warren Sapp, TLOTD? I don't think so. Though he does love the sensitivity displayed by Warren. Carrie Ann thought the routine was very sexy and Tom totally calls Carrie Ann out for flirting with him. Lay off, man. I wouldn't be able to resist! Bruno compliments Warren's ability to nail the character every time. He and Carrie Ann both noticed a few mistakes in the footwork however. The judges are tough tonight! Scores for Warren: 8, 9, 8, for a total of 25.
And now, it is time for the group routine. I'm really glad Cloris made it this far, so we can see her attempt "old school hip-hop." All the stars and pros are very excited to have some fun, all together. Their choreographer is named Shotyme. Someone might want to tell him his name is misspelled. Badly. Cheryl's excited because he's worked with Mary J. Blige. Um, is she particularly known for her dancing skillz? Cloris doesn't know about hip hop, but really enjoys the burritos on set. Also, naps on the mat.
And finally, the part you've all been waiting for - the group hip-hop routine. No scores from the judges, it's just for us to judge, mercilessly. OF COURSE, Cody beatboxes. Because only annoying white boys can really appropriately beatbox. Lol, Cloris is relegated to dancing up with the band so she doesn't screw up this group number. I wonder if Cody and Lacey Schwimmer are close, because he makes the exact same nerd face that Benji Schwimmer made everytime he had to dance hip hop on SYTYCD. Maybe he reminds her of home and always being second best or something. Why is there not more Warren Sapp in this routine? He is clearly the best thing about this show and should always be front and center, IMO. I mean, Susan Lucci is just LOST. And Brooke Burke could not be more over this routine. Thanks for the enthusiasm Brooke! OMG I'm only just noticing Lance's mullet. Classic.
The music was too loud to hear her cursing out Carrie Anne, but you know that's what she was doing.
White people across this great country are bowing their heads in shame right now.
Way to break out your box, Looch.
Mom jorts are all the rage in hip hop.
And now, for the results show!
TLOTD starts out the show trying to flirt not so subtly with Brooke, who tries to ignore him.
You are the running man, I am the mashed potato. Let's make hand jive.
Lalalala I see nothing.
Then, Cody spits into a mic...
He makes Blake Lewis look like a proud talented black man.
... and everyone does the same embarrassing hip hop number from last night. I'm really glad this is an hour. They really need it. Very meaty.
Although you can never have too much of the Looch doing hip hop. LOVE. IT.
I Am Sam: The Hip Hop Musical
Lance and Lacey are the first couple safe.
I credit the mullet.
They are followed by Cody, who is single today after kicking poor Julianne in the appendix. And now, the kids competition! Sweet!
Craig and Samantha from Jersey are first, and I think they will win because Craig has Obama ears, and the media is in the tank for him.
I will give every family a million dollars, a free mortgage, and a slip n' slide if you let me win.
Their little sister was on DWTS last season and when asked for advice, she tells the brother to keep his stupid mouth shut and the sister to stay away from Len.
He's a dangerous man!
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Comments (8)
Good recap, Krank, and I thank you for recapping this crappola. But hey, none of your links worked for me. Not one. Not even the one to a TVGasm area about Smiley Face. Are you just messin' with me?
1 of 8 | Posted by zbird | Posted on November 2, 2008 7:30 AM
Did anyone notice that beside Anna Faris in that photo are Jeff Lewis and Jenny from "Flipping Out"?
2 of 8 | Posted by Deborah Jaqua | Posted on November 2, 2008 7:54 AM
I am a co-Looch hater!!! She is just awful. She wandered around that stage in the hip-hop routine, totally clueless, but they all did didn't they. Definitely not a good choice for the group dance. Those "PussyCat Dolls" looked like they were taking a dump on stage. Is that a new move?
I enjoyed Cloris' outrageous behavior as much as everyone else, but I'm glad she's finally gone. I was afraid we'd see her die on LIVE TV.
Loved the recap & the pics!
3 of 8 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 2, 2008 9:08 AM
The reason Susan Lucci is still around is the same reason Kelly Monaco won in season 1. She is a huge star for ABC daytime. I would guess this week or next will be her final week. There was probably some deal made with "The Powers That Be" she had to stick around at least until the 2-dance-a-week portion. I am sure she is a nice lady and great soap star but she doesn't bring much to the dance floor. At least Cloris was entertaining.
I am enjoying the recaps this seaason-thanks.
4 of 8 | Posted by bbjunkie | Posted on November 2, 2008 1:43 PM
The problem with Lucci is that she has NO RHYTHM!!!
5 of 8 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on November 3, 2008 4:40 AM
Couple of things.
When Useless asked Cody how he felt about dancing with Edyta, it was really sweet because you could tell he was really worried about Julianne. Then Useless totally cut him off! USELESS!
The Looch completely wandered around the stage aimlessly during the "hip hop" routine. It was ridiculous!
I think Brooke just didn't want to injur herself. That is my two cents! Holla!
6 of 8 | Posted by jenday23 | Posted on November 3, 2008 9:58 AM
DYING. esp. the results recaps and screengrabs. hahahahahaha "i am sam" and "LOL" pretty much had me laughing so hard i got dirty looks for having fun on company time. that and for leaving a puddle in my chair. that tends to be frowned upon.
you guys are hee-larious. xoxox
7 of 8 | Posted by aujew | Posted on November 3, 2008 1:01 PM
Cody worrying about Julianne was super cute and then Useless ruined it.
I really, really don't like Susan Lucci. But that's only because I think she is unreasonably creepy...maybe that's just me.
And I will proudly admit that I was/still am an Nsync/Chris Kirkpatrick fan. Not that I have any idea why, I just am.
8 of 8 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on November 3, 2008 8:09 PM