I already wish it was her on the show instead of them. Until, that is, they talk about how when they get in a fight it shows in their dancing. Then Craig drops Samantha on her face.
LOL
These two are pretty amazing. The singer is whiny and off key the whole time, which is distracting, but the little girl rips up the floor.
Cody! Found you a new partner!
The judges are all nice, and thankfully Flatley doesn't flirt. No one told Carrie Anne that Len wasn't dead.
God rest your soul, looza!
Simon and Lucy are next. Odd kids. Simon looks like a girl and Lucy looks like a boy.
Vote No on Prop 8
Simon didn't want to dance but his mom bribed him. Now that he knows he'll be the prettiest one in the room, he gives her her money back.
Keep the change, toots.
No one at school knows that Simon dances and asks us to keep it a secret. Uh oh. He's gonna be hanging next to the Sarah Palin mannequin in WeHo by the weekend.
Most fabulous closet ever.
The little girl from the last couple needs to dump her kid for this one, and vice versa. It's hard, but that's making the perfect couple, kids! Ah, if only they could do that on air.
You have shamed your parents and your country. But thanks for entering.
One of the Pussycat Dolls tells us to come back after break because they have choreographed a new number just for DWTS! Gee, I wonder if it involves acting like total whores.
Tom brings out Blohan and fires her just for our fun. Thanks, Tom!
Craig and Samantha win! Thank god. Now that that's out of the way it's time for Missy Elliot and the Slut Parade! HOLLA!
What original, brand new and exciting moves, girls!
Didn't see that one comin'.
I love that the lead singer can't even lip sync. This shit kills me. Finally, some Missy.
You can thank Cloris for opening the door on cursing. Did she just say pu**y?
That song sucked. And I am completely shocked by that. Backstage, Useless asks Cody if he's ok with having to dance with Edyta next week. He is visibly nervous and it's cute. And really really dorky.
TLOTD is next.
Woah, Pig Pen. Take a breather.
Finally, we get to see what we've all been waiting to see for years. Flatley set on fire.
See? Sometimes dreams really do come true!
And now, for the montage of pain. A Marine tells us how dancing is like being at war. You have to train really hard, you have to wear things other people tell you to wear, and your hair has to be really, really hideous.
Well done, sir. Well done.
Then some shrink tells us that you have to be strong physically, mentally, and you have to be ready to fend off dirty old men like Len, who can traumatize you if you let him.
Kim Kardashian hasn't left my couch.
Sorry. Can't. Who's going home already?
I tried that last time I got fired. I still got fired.
Oh, man! Cloris! She was such an amazing dancer! Ok that's not true, but I was really glad she got on this show because she will be back where she belongs again, performing. In things that don't require movement. The View ladies said she's gonna be back on Broadway in Young Frankenstein and then hit the road with a one woman show. Atta girl!
I love her even more when she gives Carrie Anne some parting words on her way out and then sits on the floor while Useless talks because listening to that drivel is just so draining.
You better hope you've got teflon under that cheap dress, bitch, cuz I'm gonna cap your ass in the parking lot.
RIP Clo!
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Comments (8)
Good recap, Krank, and I thank you for recapping this crappola. But hey, none of your links worked for me. Not one. Not even the one to a TVGasm area about Smiley Face. Are you just messin' with me?
1 of 8 | Posted by zbird | Posted on November 2, 2008 7:30 AM
Did anyone notice that beside Anna Faris in that photo are Jeff Lewis and Jenny from "Flipping Out"?
2 of 8 | Posted by Deborah Jaqua | Posted on November 2, 2008 7:54 AM
I am a co-Looch hater!!! She is just awful. She wandered around that stage in the hip-hop routine, totally clueless, but they all did didn't they. Definitely not a good choice for the group dance. Those "PussyCat Dolls" looked like they were taking a dump on stage. Is that a new move?
I enjoyed Cloris' outrageous behavior as much as everyone else, but I'm glad she's finally gone. I was afraid we'd see her die on LIVE TV.
Loved the recap & the pics!
3 of 8 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 2, 2008 9:08 AM
The reason Susan Lucci is still around is the same reason Kelly Monaco won in season 1. She is a huge star for ABC daytime. I would guess this week or next will be her final week. There was probably some deal made with "The Powers That Be" she had to stick around at least until the 2-dance-a-week portion. I am sure she is a nice lady and great soap star but she doesn't bring much to the dance floor. At least Cloris was entertaining.
I am enjoying the recaps this seaason-thanks.
4 of 8 | Posted by bbjunkie | Posted on November 2, 2008 1:43 PM
The problem with Lucci is that she has NO RHYTHM!!!
5 of 8 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on November 3, 2008 4:40 AM
Couple of things.
When Useless asked Cody how he felt about dancing with Edyta, it was really sweet because you could tell he was really worried about Julianne. Then Useless totally cut him off! USELESS!
The Looch completely wandered around the stage aimlessly during the "hip hop" routine. It was ridiculous!
I think Brooke just didn't want to injur herself. That is my two cents! Holla!
6 of 8 | Posted by jenday23 | Posted on November 3, 2008 9:58 AM
DYING. esp. the results recaps and screengrabs. hahahahahaha "i am sam" and "LOL" pretty much had me laughing so hard i got dirty looks for having fun on company time. that and for leaving a puddle in my chair. that tends to be frowned upon.
you guys are hee-larious. xoxox
7 of 8 | Posted by aujew | Posted on November 3, 2008 1:01 PM
Cody worrying about Julianne was super cute and then Useless ruined it.
I really, really don't like Susan Lucci. But that's only because I think she is unreasonably creepy...maybe that's just me.
And I will proudly admit that I was/still am an Nsync/Chris Kirkpatrick fan. Not that I have any idea why, I just am.
8 of 8 | Posted by kelsey | Posted on November 3, 2008 8:09 PM