Aretha was publicly pissed at Beyonce earlier this year when B introduced Tina Turner as "The Queen" at the Grammys so it's pretty awesome that wardrobe dressed the dancers like Beyonce.
You're gonna get skinned and eaten like a Thanksgiving Turkey. Don't go to the greenroom.
Backstage, Brooke says that their weak number last night was all her fault and Derrick wholeheartedly agrees with her. For a guy who wears glitter for a living, Derrick's kind of a dick.
He only hits me because he loves me.
Leona Lewis!!! WTF? I'm actually enjoying this results show. Or maybe I've just finally been brainwashed.
Aretha, Leona, and a perfect shot of Maks' ass. God bless you, DWTS.
Julianne's up next with her single, "My Hallelujah Song", which you shouldn't confuse with the "My Why God Please Stab My Eardrums Song" that I've been singing silently since she was announced.
Strong enough for a man. Made for a woman.
Why do country singers all squeeze their throats and try to sound like Kermit the frog? She does that, and she does it well. Off key a lot, but she's Julianne! And she's so pretty! And hell, she's better than Kelly Pickler. Take that however you want to.
Next up, John Legend with his insanely retarded song, "I'm Ready to Go Right Now"! I think I'll just hit rewind and watch Leona again.
Alright this commercial needs to just stop it.
I'm ready for you to go right now, too.
The Salem Witch Trials have begun.
And now, the celebrity families speak out!
Lord. I gave birth to that lug. I still can't walk right.
Cody and I have become so close during the taping of this show. We get our teeth bleached together and practice the box step. I'm so glad he's away from the influence of that slut, Hannah Montana.
My life has sucked ever since CHIPS was cancelled, but listening to Brooke's kids scream and bang into things all over the house while she's at rehearsal has really taken my mind off of it.
Lance has a job! YAAAYYYYY!
Dammit I love her. This time she's singing Respect, and she doesn't even bother with annunciation. She just slurs that shit out and wipes bits of the Beyonce dancer off the corners of her mouth. Never change, Retha!
At this stage in the competition, it's about how smooth a man's chest can get.
Yeah, but I don't have to wax mine, you fogie!
The twist of the season is that Brooke Burke is really David Bowie from Labyrinth.
"Lance, you can't dance. Time to show who wears the big boy pants". Direct golden quote of the day.
Ruhroh! Dough boy or white bread? Either way, tonight carbs lose.
Aw! Cody's out!
Can I still call you every once in awhile to maybe meet up so I can smell your hair?
Wow. I can't believe this season has flown by so fast. Who do you guys think will take home the trophy? Popular opinion seems to be that Brooke is gonna win this one because she's got like ten kids and is still way hot. I think that's why she's gonna lose. My sister has one child and she's still waddling four years later. You think she wants to vote for some swimsuit model? Hell no. Out loud she says "the woman is an inspiration" but inside she's throwing marbles on the dance floor. Anyone with a tiny waist and giant boobs can look like a decent dancer in a glitter bikini top standing next to Cloris Leachman. Try being three hundred pounds and sweating your face off and always being two steps away from a heart attack. That, my friends, is a true American.
Warren FTW!
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Comments (4)
WARREN for the WIN!!! The man deserves it. He has brought it every week.
LOVED the results show. Aretha was awesome.
What? No comment about last year's (cheater) winner, Kristi Yamaguchi?
Can't wait for the free-style dances & then the winner (Warren).
Great recapping this season Krank & you too Flipit. The pics are hilarious. It's almost over guys.
1 of 4 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 22, 2008 4:32 PM
Ok, you had me until you dissed John Legend's song "Green Light" (aka "I'm Ready to Go Right Now") It's my ringtone so I'm biased as hell.
2 of 4 | Posted by blahblah | Posted on November 23, 2008 8:14 PM
hey how come no mention of brookes gstring showing up while dancing in her fringy pants..........i was worried her pants were going to fall off at one point...............
3 of 4 | Posted by giggles4sy | Posted on November 24, 2008 11:06 AM
The screencaps are hillarious! I think Lance and Lacy are so much fun to watch and they're just so out there. I hope Lacy comes back next season.
4 of 4 | Posted by sekushinonyanko | Posted on November 27, 2008 6:37 PM