I think their "freestyle" dance is like a Jive. They're dancing to Grease and I start having horrible flashbacks to You're the One That I Want. Ugh! This routine is cute. I think it's pretty daring of them to do the same style of dancing that Brooke choked on last week. I suppose that's why she's fucking rules at this show. Whoa, and they're following the plot of Grease as Brooke just tore off her frilly pink dress to transform into bad, smoking Sandy. Derek is donning a matching fuchsia sequined jacket. Oh the costumes, how I will miss being baffled by thee. Their lifts and tricks are very nice and go off very smoothly. Impressive they're even syncopating their footwork. Plus her boobs just jiggle away in that top. Glad to see she's finally tapping into her "entertainment value." The whole audience is on their feet except one lady in the front row. Yo, Brooke's gonna see you when she watches this on her Tivo and BLACKLIST YOU, betch!
Watch your ass, lady.
Bruno calls her "the one we ALL want!" He thinks she was spectacular. Of course, he has to get his dirty comments in and says she was in positions he'd only seen in the Kama Sutra. Oh Bruno, like you have sex with women. Is there a dudes' Kama Sutra? He calls it one of the best freestyle dances he's ever seen. Carrie Ann compliments Brooke and Derek for never sacrificing the true dance technique in all their weeks and goes on to say the "brought it" tonight. Len continues the skeevy trend by saying he's glad he's commenting last since he got "all hot under the collar." Can Len not speak when he has a boner or something? Anyways, yadda yadda, best freestyle ever. Scores for Brooke: 10, 10, 10. Combined with the Samba, they have a total of 58/60. She's undeniably raised the bar. Derek's pumped 'cause he knows he's gonna win. Lance and Warren look on in the back and try not to look like they know their dances are entirely futile.
Well, thanks for havin' us, guys.
Next up: Lance and Lacey. They had a great week last week and he's totally peaking at the right time. Lacey wants to use his newfound dancing confidence to power them to the trophy. Their freestyle dance looks... interesting... to say the least in rehearsal. Lacey thinks he has the showmanship of Warren plus the technique of Brooke, so he can totally pull this off. Too bad he doesn't have her boobs too, or I'd say he actually has a shot at winning. Yikes, they're doing hip-hop for their final dance. Are either of them experts in the field of hip hop? Lance is going to throw a little "Bye Bye Bye" in as an homage to Joey Fatone. Oh man, *NSync is, like, the saddest frat ever.
Before the performance even starts, Len looks doubtful. This routine isn't as obnoxiously pointless as I thought it would be. They have great energy and the audience is into it. Their conjoined caterpillar move looks like the saddest whale sex I've ever seen, however. It's fun, but there's really not a lot of substance. What will master technician Carrie Ann have to talk about? Really, they're just running around and jumping a lot and throwing their arms around. This one gets a big ol' MEH from me.
Stick to what ya know.
Carrie Ann starts the commentary by saying she almost liked it, except for a section in the middle that threw it all off. She liked that they were "rebels" and reminded the audience of "who they are," but she didn't get it when they dropped that "rebel" façade and went into the Cha cha in the middle. Totes agree, Carrie Ann. It was a hot mess. Len proves he can be a cool dude by saying he likes the song and he likes hip hop, he just doesn't like it when they're supposed to be doing a Latin dance. But seeing as how this is the freestyle round, he's feeling "freaky" and liking it. He liked the whole thing including the Cha Cha bit. Bruno thought it youthful, vibrant and exciting. He likes the creativity, wit and smart choices of Lacey's choreography. Backstage Useless brings her uselessness to a whole new level by acknowledging that winning this competition is basically - you know it - USELESS. Can someone get her a mirrorball trophy dedicated to her own uselessness? Scores for Lance: 9, 9, 9, for a total of 27, combined with their Samba score, they have a nightly total of 53/60.
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You would think Derek won DWTS, the way he snatched the trophy out of Brooke's hands and was carried around the dance floor like he won the superbowl.
1 of 1 | Posted by Barbie071979 | Posted on December 1, 2008 11:36 AM