And now for a stroll down memory lane, just in case you missed any of the three and a half hours a week of it.
Get over it, Nancy Kerrigan!
So glad you're taking a break from that degrading music industry.
New label for Flaming DiSpirito Pasta Sauce
Misty May's back! And she's walking! Thank the Lord! And she is still on the verge of tears about having to leave the show.
I've been spending a lot of time with my husband. I never realized how much I hated him.
Sorry to say it, but way less hot fully clothed. Please rip off your shirt and shake your bonbon or get the hell off my TV, k? Thanks.
And we wonder why Rocco can't keep a girlfriend.
And now for a tribute to Cloris Leachman.
She's a grandma.
She's a ho.
She's the lazy who hits her ceiling with a broom when you watch American Idol too loudly.
But mostly, a ho.
That's done with, so now let's just watch a hundred more random clips from the season.
Glad to see Gayken's hair catching on with someone.
La Looch demonstrated how she got up the Hollywood ladder.
Cody killed Lafayette!
For a show that wanted the old broad off so badly, they're sure using her heavily tonight.
I won't dance, but I will plug my tour. I will be stopping at every Fat Burger between here and the East Coast this summer. Send me donations!
I can't believe it! It's Cloris Leachman! I've been wondering where she's been!
Carrie Anne's been wanting to rock that move on her all season.
Cloris relates being on Dancing With the Stars to pregnancy and Tom says "well ya sure delivered!" And then the Four Horsemen ride in and the world is consumed in fire.
Could you imagine being at dinner with Bruno and this guy at the same time?
Back to another segment of losers coming back to dance.
Nice pants to your rib cage...MOM!
YIKES. Too close. Pull back, camera man! For the love of God!
Well at least she changed out of that same track suit she wears every week.
Jeffrey Ross is brought back on to do what he does best. Scarf down a pizza in front of a Wii in his mom's basement? No? Wait. He's gonna roast the cast. Then he'll scarf down a pizza in front of a Wii in his mom's basement. He's actually pretty funny. He says the only weight he lost on the show was the weight of his dignity and it was mortifying to be cut before an 82 year old. Then he tells Cloris she didn't even dance. Corky just dragged her around the dance floor like they were in Weekend at Bernies, the Musical. LOL.
Brooke has perfect scores, Lance has perfect hair, and Warren has perfect boobs. That's the pot calling the kettle black and fat. Brooke just had her 15th kid backstage and Lance is the dad. "Maybe he can come out of the womb and the closet in the same day." He adds that there's nothing you can say about Lance that hasn't already been said about Clay Aiken and then asks which Spice Girl he was again. HAHAHAAA. He asks Warren how he could dance for eight hours a day for three months and still be such a fatty. Rude, yes, but you know you were wondering that too. All in all, pretty funny. But I think I would have liked it better on the radio.
Chins up.
Gee. I wonder if he's gonna cry in this movie.
Lance's gay baby.
Bruno needs to stay where the lighting is dim. He looks like a marionette.
When was the last time you cwied?
How do I get this thing go up my nose, y'all?
And now, for the final round of the season!
Nope. Cancer free. Congrats.
I'm not much of a dance judge, but Cloris was bored.
They get triple 9's. Lance is next.
You know Lacey's been carrying around baby wipes in her purse all week.
First time for everything.
They score 9, 9, and ten, which puts them ahead of Warren.
Shake that talent, girl!
Slow boring nothing dance and child exploitation?!? I call bullshit.
Children?!? WAAAAHHHH! I WANT CHILDREN!!
I don't have to baby sit tomorrow! JOYWAAAH!!!
They take triple tens. Yay! A twist! And I thought this was gonna be boring.
That trophy's still mine. MIIIINE!
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Comments (1)
You would think Derek won DWTS, the way he snatched the trophy out of Brooke's hands and was carried around the dance floor like he won the superbowl.
1 of 1 | Posted by Barbie071979 | Posted on December 1, 2008 11:36 AM