Last up tonight is Warren. He's never been the best dancer, technically speaking, but he's the crowd pleaser of the finals. Like everyone else, they're trying to find the perfect blend of technique and showmanship based on Warren's abilities. Warren's just psyched they can finally do lifts without Carrie Ann getting on their case. I love it that he refers to performing lifts as "sliging [Kym] around." 'Cause that's exactly what he's going to do. Kym is worried about the lifts as they rehearse, but Warren is all, "I know I got you." Seriously, he's got a Super Bowl ring, I'm pretty sure he can throw a 90-lb woman around with ease.
And there you go.
I'm not sure what style this is supposed to be, but it's definitely more traditional than Lance and Lacey. Costume change! Warren and Kym are in their silver sparkled best as they kick it up. I think there are elements of every style in this routine at some point, but I think they're just going for the Daredevil school of dance. He's throwing her around with absolute ease and Kym just looks pleased to have made it through alive at the end.
Len says that every season there's one star on the floor and Warren is it, technique or no. Bruno says resistance is futile, all he can do is enjoy the ride. Carrie Ann calls that routine her favorite out of all the performances tonight, before going on to be a total underminer and point out that they made a mistake. Ho. Scores for Warren: 9, 10, 9, for a total of 28, and a night's total of 53/60.
And now I pass the final baton of the season to Flipit! Good luck on those two hours and Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
And now it's time for our last results show picture recap!!
First off, this shit is two hours long? I so didn't buy enough weed.
The finalists all morph into each other and it's frightening. Especially between Lance and Brooke. IT'S ME!!!
This was total inspiration to go on a diet.
In case you guys aren't grossed out enough by Brooke/Lance as me. I'm gonna have to black this out all over again.
Best freestyle EVER! Now what excuse am I gonna use to beat her?
Longhorns unite in favor of gay marriage. Take that, mormons!
This guy is hung like a ballroom dancer.
Cloris Leachman didn't keep her promise to keep showing up after she was eliminated, so they went looking for her. She's on Broadway! The street.
Annie the Musical: Seventy Years Later
Mom? Your birthday was over a week ago. This isn't fun any more.
Cloris gets herself together and makes her way down to the Farmers Market to ask "real people" who they think should win.
How should I know? I'm not gay just because my shirt is.
I'm voting for Obama. But not because he's black. Because he's hawt.
Who's Obama? And what's in your pants?
Husband: I'm voting with the stripper with giant breasts. Don't tell my wife.
Wife: I'm right here, Harold! YOU PIG.
"I can't vote because I'm not a citizen." True quote. The Farmer's Market is filled with the minds of our times.
OMG Sal I haven't seen you since the backroom at Sardi's in the seventies! Awkward.
This reminds me of the time I met Warren Beatty and his body guard at a key party.
This next girl called Warren her dawg, which confused the hell out of Cloris.
Eight foot tall teenaged girls shouldn't toss barbs, dear.
Class all the way, babe! Love ya!
Alicia Keys! And she doesn't have the star of India on her forehead tonight.
That dancer behind you was hired to make you look cuter, and I respect that.
That right there is how you get scoliosis.
Guys, you're making Lance feel left out again.
Welcome back to the show, Chubs!
Target: No One Was Killed in a Stampede Here
Riiight. Eight weeks ago she was Gilbert Gottfried.
The first three couples voted off come back to remind us why they were first.
I think I'll join you.
Sorry flat headed bald Asian man, I'm in to fat guys.
Dude. Listerine.
Ugh. Please stop talking about Married With Children.
La Cage Aux Fool
Hit him!
I swear, the first time the singer sang "I like big sluts and I can not lie." I rewound four times.
See?!?
Yes, Kim Kardashian is still unbelievably bad. Nuff? Nuff.
It's that Alicia Keys dancer again! She booked a commercial. Congrats, girl! You're on a roll!
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Comments (1)
Lance should have been 1st runner up.
All Warren had was personality. Warren should have been crowned Miss Congeniality and considering how much he swishes I think that would have been an appropriate title.
You know I didn't mind seeing Cloris. She didn't seem nearly as needy.
1 of 1 | Posted by Mr Dangerous | Posted on December 3, 2008 12:36 PM