***Hey Guys! This is round two of the week with our partnering on recaps! Cheries's got the recap section and Flipit's got picture and caption duty! Enjoy and thanks for being here!

Tonight starts off with Tom explaining everything that happened last night. Thanks Tom. I had almost blocked out Tom Delays ass shaking so thanks for refreshing my nightmare. Again we open with a group number this time of women and about 400 mutilated pink ostriches. It's starting to look more like a strip club and at the end the audience screams and throws dollar bills onstage.

At first I think "this isn't very clean", but then I remember we're in Girls Girls Girls. You want clean go to the opera.

This girl almost broke her back for the nickel on the floor. Desperation isn't flattering on anyone, honey!

Girl fight! Blondie's about to get her shins kicked in!

Poor Cheryl is being forced to stretch more if she wants to keep her job.

The thong is supposed to go outside the dress.

Floor, meet chlamydia.

Wanna take home the most coins in a stripper fight? Put glue on your dress.

Poor Cheryl's back is out. Someone get her an aspirin.

Up in the cheap seats Tom and Useless tell us that they have a cast so big it takes 2 nights to show them all. Uh duh. That would explain why this is NIGHT 2! Here we go with intros. Since we already ran down that list last night I'm pretty sure you know who's on the show. After that again we have the line up of couples making camera faces and thumbs up and looking like dorks.

Is that double peace, four, or bunny ears? Stupid Ashley.

Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night.

Uh oh. Who left the box of wine in Macy's dressing room? Sabotage!

The hand signals are all original tonight. This one is "peace, loser!"

Tonight's ladies night y'all. They will get to do 2 dances each just like the guys did. They will be doing Salsa and Viennese Waltz. And don't forget the Relay Dances at the end where 4 couples at a time will be dancing side by side and ranked 1-4. Is everyone ready? The crowd sure is because they are screaming their asses off.

Up first is Debi Mazaar and Maks. Debbie tells us she is best known for her role on Entourage. Oh so that's why I didn't recognize her. Haha she then tells us she actually was on a dance show once before called Graffiti Rock. And they show a clip. She says when she looks back on it she's like "Oh my God." You and me both sister.

LOVE

Stop flirting with me.

God he's hot. I'm gonna hold my face back tight every time I'm in the same room as him.

Wait. You're not Flipit. I quit.

First thing's first. I'll turn off the air conditioner and you might wanna take that extra ten pounds of hair off. You'll hurt your back.

See? Isn't that better?

Can you blame her?

Maks tells us that basically women need to shut the hell up and do what he says. Anything you say sweet cheeks! On their first meeting she won't shut up and since he likes his women to be seen and not heard this frustrates him. (Dude I am sitting over here quiet as a mouse) Seriously she won't shut the hell up. I'd say it's time for duct tape.

Finally they begin their Salsa. The bottom of her dress was made out of Carrot Top's hair and he looks delicious. Uh oh she just went and shook her hooters at Loono. Poor Carrot Top's hair is mostly all over the floor now but I think they did pretty well. Considering movement makes me dizzy as hell and all.

He should do every move right in front of her like this. Ratings? Through the roof.

Oh no she didn't! Get me a bat!

I have no caption for this but it's the best ass shot so far so you're welcome.

« Heroes: Something Derivative This Way Comes | Main | America's Next Top Model: The Shit Talking Gets Cut Short »

Posted in Dancing with the Stars by Cherie at 1:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)
Last Comment: wcsdancer on Sep 27, 2009 10:15 AM.