Only five couples left! Which means more moisturizer for Karina!

Cholas don't even wear this much Vaseline in a girl fight.


I never wondered what Rosie would look like if she lost a ton of weight until tonight.

Who punched Random Blonde?

What the hell is happening to Len? He's smiling too much and it's making me nervous. His face doesn't even know what to do with itself.

EW. Stop that.

The judges want to see the futuristic Paso Doble again. I want to see the futuristic El Paso.

Yup, still the same as it was in my childhood.


So you're telling me that the fauxhawk has another fifty years of shelf life? DAMN!

Cloris loved it!

Oh, Tom! You're hilarious! Where am I?


Come on! You can do it! Reeeeaaaddddd.


Do you hear them, 80's? STAY DEAD.


Tonight, the role of Chunky Gwen Stefani's partner will be played by Zoolander.

The pornstache should have earned you a ten, stud.


See how much less talented you look now?


Stop your praying. God doesn't listen to men in fauxhawks. It's in the Bible.

The blonde bots are going to the semi finals!! Wowee!! Now on to more important things. The producers are going to use this episode to apologize to the viewers for skewing so young with their musical guests this season. They can't make up for all that youth in just one results show, but you gotta give em credit for making this much of an effort.

There are three things that I've never been tempted to buy in the middle of the night while staring at infomercials. The clapper, a medic alert bracelet, or a Buble album. Ok I'm lying about the medic alert bracelet but I sometimes wake up with mustard on my face and can't remember why so I figure it might be a good idea to prepare for an ambulance early.

Makeover alert! She looks like a skinny Rosie O'Donnell too! What is going on tonight?

One of my dearest friends has been accused of murder! This is CARAAAZY!

Useless just loves when Tom does the Days of Our Lives brow.

The fear of looking stupid in public isn't as common as you think.


Holy A List!! I'm putting Julia Roberts as my number four. Just because voicemail, Domino's and a different Domino's (in case the wait is too long) take up the mandatory 1, 2 and 3 spots.

The past couple of years, there's been a trend to use "ordinary, REAL people" in commercials. This trend has gone too far.

Is Ford kidding? A car for people who wear skinny jeans? The entire DWTS demographic just yelled "PASS" at the same time, and now everyone owes each other a Coke.

Angry Stares was my family's favorite. And it was freeee!

Wait. No Angry Stares? Instead we don't even look at each other at all? That's heresy! Wait...actually that's brilliant.

That's cheap! I'll take three! The chick on the left is totally adjusting her Spanx right now.

Does everyone stick their tongue all the way out to take a bite like this? She looks like a rattlesnake about to swallow an armadillo.

Ew! Another real person!

Useless practices opening her mouth wide enough to be on an Olive Garden commercial.

AAAGH! THAT BURP BURNED MY EYES!


One of the most violent ways they've come up with to make Donny look taller.

Be patient. You'll get the phone book back when the segment's over, Kym!

Mya, I'm trying to think of a gentle way to say this. I hate you. I hate your mother and father for making you. I hate that stage right now because you're on it. I hate the lighting guy for putting a light on you. This is getting too long. To sum it up, HATE.


Golly! Thanks for your opinion!

Kidding! It was like getting a sponge bath from the Boy Scouts! Well done!


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