Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis' nostrils get star treatment.
Do you remember the Dancing With the Stars episode from last night? No? Then let's refresh!
First, Donny was told that he's being played in an upcoming movie by Zelda Rubinstein from Poltergeist.
Marie, get off my bawls I'm tryin' to sing a numba!
Sorry, buddy. Linda Hunt was busy.
That was the biggest news, so let's just move on to tonight.
Oh, Tom, you make me chortle even before you've said one word!
I would like to see a dance again! The best dancers of all time: Fred and Ginger!!
Who's that?
Do you see what I have to deal with here? Those people are DEAD, Len!
Dead? That's hilarious, Tom!
Fine! Then bring out Gregory Hines! Or that little girl who dressed like a bee in that music video! I want tap dancing!
Let's just pretend he said us.
Oooh! I wanna see a shadow from the iPod commercials! No! The dancing baby from the internet!
Best choreography of the season.
Trust me?
Is that a taquito in your pocket or are you just happy to see....wait. That is a taquito! Dammit! This dress cost ten dollars! Get that taquito off me!
No, Mya, he doesn't have testicular cancer. Stop checking every five minutes!
Bruno liked that one. At least I think that's what humping the air means.
Making fun of special needs kids is bad, so I'll just let this one go.
Tom! That dance was HILARIOUS! Look at the retard jumping up and down in the audience! Hey remember last night when I put Visene in Kelly's water bottle?
Uhoh. I'm leaking.
My dress is ruined! RUIIIINNNNEED!
A little Veet could change your whole confidence level.
Mommy, what are condoms?
How did you kids get in my house?
Child slavery. The gift that keeps on giving.
Stay tuned next year for Sad Frogs
Finally! Someone gave Susan Boyle a movie!
Commercials are hilarious, Thom!!
That's not how you spell my name, moron.
You're hilarious! With a capital I!
A number from Nine! OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE! Penelope! Nicole! Judy! Sophia!
Wait. Who the f are you?
Good to have some nice old fashioned family entertainment on TV.
Hey Daniel Gay Lewis, what'd you do with the real guy? MURDERER!
This girl is going to give someone food poisoning.
Grandma you're still alive! Not for long, skank! Have some turkey!
By the end of the American Music Awards, one of these nominees will be dead.
Dang, fattie. Slow down.
Yay Alicia Keys! Boo marbles in the mouth of Alicia Keys! Someone help her! She sounds like she's about to swallow her tongue.
Well it's about time someone wrote the perfect song for dark alley hooker blowjobs.
Shame on you, Alice Keystone! That was revolting!
And now for a number with the stars about how much pressure it is being on TV.
These bastards are forcing me into a horizontally striped t-shirt and making me stand against a horizontally striped wall. SO UNFAAAAAIR!
This is so hard. I wish I could be a day laborer for sixty hours a week or something easy like that.
Someone keeps drugging my water bottles. And I like it. I've lost eighty pounds!
Get out of my dressing room Marie! YOU'RE NOT ON THIS SEASON LET IT GO!
I know you're behind that mirror, Marie! I CAN FEEL YOU!
Mya's safe!
Someone needs to get the fat pasty guy away from the ice cream aisle before he kills himself.
Hooker Edition
Thanks, Ty!
Leona Lewis! Wow there are some really good guests tonight. I have nothing bad to say about Leona Lewis. So here's here pretty dress!
Uh, did the camera guys go on break or what? This shot lasts a looong time. Nice nose trim, babe.
That was hilarious! Leona Helmsley can really sing amirightguyz!?!?
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Comments (5)
Dear Santa,
I have finally decided what I want for Christmas: At least one whole day of watching TV with Flipit. (Alright, Hugh Jackman can be there too!)
I have been a very good girl this year, so I will be pissed if I don't get this. Don't make me come to the North Pole and kick your fat ass.
Thank you!
SWAK, PottyMouth
1 of 5 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on November 24, 2009 11:00 AM
PottyMouth-
I am so jealous I didn't think of that Christmas present first. I could pass on Hugh Jackman. As of right now, Santa is bringing me an ice cream maker from my kids which I clearly didn't have much to do with.
If Santa does grant your wish, could I borrow Flipit during Big Brother season?
2 of 5 | Posted by bbjunkie | Posted on November 24, 2009 11:46 AM
That was so hilaryous Rhon!
3 of 5 | Posted by chooch850 | Posted on November 24, 2009 12:11 PM
hahah man santa would have to be one sick bastard to let that happen. i'm way more pleasant on the internet, at least this way my dog isn't breathing dead people smell into your face. thanks for reading you guys!! you know what's sick? i'm actually enjoying this show lately. it's like a virus. a glitter virus.
4 of 5 | Posted by flipit | Posted on November 24, 2009 1:57 PM
NO comments @ how you could do archery practice on Useless's chest due to the see-through dress!?
Never mind that the women contestants had bras that looked bulletproof!
Check out the first several minutes (intros)- two 'concentric circles' on the left were clearly visible throughout the show.....
5 of 5 | Posted by ThirdRail | Posted on November 28, 2009 1:16 PM