Can you believe this season's ending?!?! It seems like it's only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with a big glitter graphic spelling out ONE. LAST. CHANCE. And then they put this pic up.
OK that's just rude, you guys.
I thought this was just gonna be another results show, but it's a SPECTACULAAAH!!! Whitney, Miss Piggy, and Cloris all in one episode? BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!
Jerry Springer and a fat guy in satin! Are we at the Oscars???
Kelly Clarkson is everywhere these days!
Kelly, you've lost a lot of weight and had a makeover, but you need to stop with the microderm abrasion. I can't see your face any more.
Tom I love when you do the opening! IT'S HILAAARIOUUUUUUSSSS!!!!
HAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLLLL YAY FUNNY HILARITY YAAAAYYY!
Push her!
There's one good thing about being a dwarf. Your eyes are at the level of most boobies.
And now for a couple of minutes to recap what happened last night! Oh wait. We boned it. So just go ahead and FF.
Hey! Rudolph can't have a shiny nose and a shiny penis or the song won't work anymore. Perv!
I hate this fucking family.
Poor people gotta stay fat somehow.
Why eat a two dollar burger when you could eat five boxes of beef for one?
AHHHH! Carjacking! Kill it! This is like Crash! And I'm Thandie Newton and that hand is Matt Dillon! And he's gonna....
Only my loser mother dreams of getting molested by the Hamburger Helper guy. Out loud.
Wait. Mac and beef? ? But aren't you gonna move down the seat a little and...
Mom let me out of the car.
Who hasn't dreamt of owning a short bus? Thanks, Ford!
The only downside is when we pass the special needs school. Kids just start running after us and we can't understand why. So we throw Coke cans out the window and try to hit them.
AT&T makes your face fat. Get a Droid.
We're back! We would just ignore that two minute clip that we just messed up and put on Whitney, but she's still in her stem cell vocal chord regeneration chamber so shut up and watch last night again.
Bad girl! Bad bad girl!
That spanking part was awkward. And hot. But mostly awkward.
Damn this wig is heavy.
I have early onset arthritis when this show's on so I couldn't stop the FF for this song but I think it was about a football player falling in love with a chola clown.
I can make a switchblade disappear. Into your throat, vato!
Fire sale!
Take that, Tom DeLay!
She's crowning!
Insert wacky nonsensical gaytalinness here.
Donny that letter from Marie was just a joke. She wouldn't really choke you with your own testicles and leave you bleeding on the freeway. Calm down.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! Whitney! And the five Whitney copies playing over reverb!
Oh no. What happened to her eye?
Reenactment of the night Bobby and Whitney got kicked out of their first Holiday Inn.
Reenactment of the time Whitney got kicked out Dionne Warwick's house.
Reenactment of that time Bobby and Whitney deposited a firecracker into the Wells Fargo ATM.
Reenactment of the time Whitney kept trying to punch God.
The great thing about this pic is Whitney's voice is still singing loud. LOL.
Reenactment of the reaction in my apartment to that performance.
I know this is totally wrong to say out loud, but I think I liked her more on crack. She couldn't sing then either, but at least she was funny.
That was wonderful! You still can't come to my house, though.
Time to honor the newest inductee into the Loser's Club!
Congrats, Ashlee!!
Dude. There's a Ford waiting outside for you.
Am I too old to start questioning my sexuality?
Never mind.
Thinly veiled JLo biography.
After that, you're screwed. Get a bike.
So no songs with no structure that warble on about a relationship no one cares about? Pass!
Wrong night to endorse bulimia.
Yup you guys still blow. Thanks for coming by!
Remember that time you got mono from that mystery person?
Oh. I....your song has just been made ten times more uncomfortable.
Hands off!! I'm cutting that bitch.
Sandra Bullock is turning into one really long Whitney comeback song on DWTS.
And now, Mr. Roeper is back to do the Texas Two Step!! Let's see how many times he stares at Cheryl's rack.
Only five!! Class act!
So, Roeper. Three's Company was HILAAAARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! What ever happened to Janet Wood?
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Comments (1)
Flipit, I am so sad this show is over and I don't even watch the damn thing! Your piccaps have been hilarious!
The pic with the dog wearing antlers put me over the edge because I think about the dog thinking that everytime I see the commercial! My sister had a Bassett hound that they called Elvis, and they tried to dress him up like Elvis one year. I cannot even begin to tell you how pissed off that dog was. Hint: He shit in all their shoes the next time they left hmi alone!
Anyway, thanks for making me laugh out loud each and every time. I've sent Santa my letter and told him I'm going to kick his fat ass if I don't get my Christmas wish!
SWAK, PottyMouth
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